The 2011/12 Gary Speed Memorial Thread

[IAceI]

Drogba to Cole to Sturridge with the link up. Or as John Terry calls them...

Three of his very best friends.

So close. Team mates is what I was looking for, team mates.

[stokeriño]

Drogba to Cole to Sturridge with the link up. Or as John Terry calls them...

Three of his very best friends.

So close. Team mates is what I was looking for, team mates.

Terry: "You beautiful cunts!" *celebrates*

ACK, crossbar!

[Baddar]

Ooh, Drog. Too fucking easy though.

[stokeriño]

If Ivanovic is injured, we are so fucked.

[Lineker]

Ferreira is coming on for him.

[stokeriño]

If Ferreira ends up at centreback and Tottenham don't win by a three goal margin, they are officially worse than Sunderland. Just sayin'.

[IAceI]

That was a fantastic dribble from Ashley Cole in the build up to that goal. I'm sure the Harlem Globetrotters would be impressed.

[Baddar]

I would do terrible things to the chick on the Chelsea bench.

[MJB]

Ferreira at centre back would be all kinds of awesome, he's about as good as Jonny Evans

[Lineker]

I have no idea why Alex isn't even given a bench role until he's sold.

[Lineker]

Oh fuck off Baddar.

*points to NEW member title*

[IAceI]

Bet Ivanovic is chuffed he got the fucking bloke to do his leg rub with that dirty little sket nearby.

[stokeriño]

I would do terrible things to the chick on the Chelsea bench.

The Portuguese physio woman. She's a doctor of some description...not technically a physiotherapist, I believe.

There have been many discussions of her on the Chelsea forums. Can't remember her name though.

Edit:

Eva Carneiro

First team doctor. Sports medicine specialist, previously worked at the British Olympic Medical Institute and with England Women's Football and UKA. Joined Chelsea in February 2009.

[MJB]

Stok, Bosingwa at CB? He's played there before? Or is it just that everyone else has seen how bad Ferreira is there and figured that he couldn't possibly do any worse?

[IAceI]

Eva Carneiro. Came up in the quiz we do going to the Sunderland matches. I knew her first name so I got the point, I wasn't sad enough to know the whole thing at the time.

Haven't forgotten it since mind.

Edited December 22, 2011 by IAceI

[stokeriño]

Stok, Bosingwa at CB? He's played there before? Or is it just that everyone else has seen how bad Ferreira is there and figured that he couldn't possibly do any worse?

Don't think I've ever seen it happen. Unknown is better than shit, I suppose.

[Colly]

John Terry for one team, Redknapp manager of the other?

Expect a lot of chants about prison and bumming?

Less than usual, apparently they've attached cameras to stewards heads. You know, because they don't get the piss taken out of them enough already.

..Seriously?

I wish you could take the piss out of stewards at the Stadium of Light. They're generally accompanied by two policemen and telling everyone to sit down and if you so much as breathe near them or look at them you risk being ejected.

Read it in the Mirror at me Grandads, but it would seem a random thing to make up. Think I get away with murder at SJP, the old fella next to me is mates with one of the supervisors. Keep expecting a persistent swearing letter through my door...

[IAceI]

Stok, Bosingwa at CB? He's played there before? Or is it just that everyone else has seen how bad Ferreira is there and figured that he couldn't possibly do any worse?

Agreed. He's terrible as is at right back.

Oh...

[Baddar]

I was going to say ''Portuguese looking chick'' but didn't want to sound racist. Heh.

[Lineker]

Nah, course not. So you went with chauvanistic prick instead (Y)