X-Factor 2010

[YI]

Bluey linked me up. Wagner is god. I could listen to the voiceover guy saying his name on a cycle for hours.

And people honestly think that Cher is attractive? She's so fucking scary looking.

Edited October 10, 2010 by YI

[Katsuya]

Cher looks like she's had a stroke since only half her mouth moves when she's singing.

[Blue Rosler]

Nicolo was a PR disaster waiting to happen. His Twitter is brilliant.

"Cheryl receiving death "threats" over Gamu... that's kind of lame. I would have gone for hydrogen bombs or at least a zombie fanfare "

"Well, Jesus left the scene pretty early too "

[Blue Rosler]

But Wagner was fucking glorious in the group song. He looked like he was having so much fun doing his embarrasing Dad dancing.

Also the best tweet I saw was saying that Diva Fever are a shit Jedward.

[GA!]

And people honestly think that Cher is attractive? She's so fucking scary looking.

She looks like an eleven year old trying to act like a black man. If that constitutes 'cool', I think I better stick to my Billy Ray Cyrus albums.

[Blue Rosler]

[Pesci]

I can't believe he used to be a PE teacher. PE lessons with him would be the shit.

[Liam]

Cher looks like she's had a stroke since only half her mouth moves when she's singing.

That is about as good a description as any I could find for how she looks. Truly weird, and the performance was arse.

[brenchill]

Storm Lee is awesome I just wish they would drop the glam rock theme with him. He needs to be belting out U2 and Bruce Springsteen tunes.

[ONO]

Only Wagner could get away with heels like that. He must win.

[Pesci]

I just heard that Wagner used to own a lion. Only one man can win this show.

[Blue Rosler]

I just heard that Wagner used to own a lion. Only one man can win this show.

"A picture of him in swimming trunks holding the big cat's tail on a beach was used to promote windows and conservatories firm he used to run in Netherton near Dudley in the 1990s."

Who wouldn't want a conservatory installed by a man as awesome as that!?

[ONO]

Storm the favourite to go. Come on Wagner. One more week at least.

[Chief87]

Wagner lives on~!

No suprises with Storm going really.

[Jimmy]

Wagner wasn't even that fun this week. He's no Chico or Jedward.

[ONO]

Apparently he will be singing Relax next week.

[Blue Rosler]

He's dating Tesco Mary.

I think he'll survive long enough to go on the tour. That's what Simon will want. As the next two weeks are also double eliminations.

He's going to outstay Belle Amie, Diva Fever, Katie, Paije, John (sadly) and probably Rebecca.

[Liam]

Rebecca? She isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

He's got basically zero chance of lasting longer than Rebecca. If she continues the way she's going, she'll be close to winning the show and certainly in the top three.

Thank fuck Diva Fuckers are gone. Now Wagner next week and we're finally sorted. Katie

[Pesci]

Missed it last night and can't be assed to go watch it but I was a little surprised to see Storm go. Everyone I've spoken to jizzes over him horribly. But, then again, they're not the ones who vote. I'm glad Belle Amie stayed in another week but yeah, they're going next week, which is shit. Girl bands never get a fair shout and they're lovely - plus I could see them releasing some Saturdays-esque music, and I don't actually mind that at all. Diva Fever were an acceptable level of campness for me and I didn't exactly like them but they weren't too bad.

I guess I'm rooting for Rebecca to win. Belle Amie and Wagner stand no chance but she could do it. I realllllllly hope it's not Treyc because that's not how you spell Tracy and she'll release shit songs.

Also, what the fuck was that trainwreck Diana Vickers was singing? Christ.