Official Premier League 2010/11 thread

[Matt]

C'mon Everton, the sooner Wigan begin their descent to where they belong (League One/Two, IMO) the better.

And Everton just missed a penalty >_<

[Starvinho]

Arteta took the pen, what about Baines?! Fulham 1-0 against Sunderland now.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

I've got a bet on Everton to win, but I'd still love Wigan to win this match and survive this season, always quite liked them.

Shame to see Bolton down, seems they're going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment, hopefully they can pick themselves up, because they've still had a great season.

[Liam]

Fulham now 2-0 up. Get in.

[Starvinho]

West Brom have equalised but are now down to ten-men.

[Starvinho]

Everton got another penalty and Baines has made it 1-1, he should have took the bloody first one too!

Also 3-0 Fulham.

[therockbox]

Have we all seen The Big Sam's Royal Wedding tweets?

Read from the bottom up.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam

Big Sam refused to be denied, however. I slapped her face, reprimanded her lack of tactical foresight and then loafed one up her wrong 'un.

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TheBig_Sam notBigSam

The wedding night then brought the cherry on the fucking cake - the wife informed me that she'd got her dates wrong and she was on her blob.

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TheBig_Sam notBigSam

So I had an owl in flames, screaming in the air while I tried in vain to capture the thing in my sweat-drenched leather trousers. Nightmare.

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TheBig_Sam notBigSam

But the fucking bird had a panic attack, shit everywhere and then flew straight into one of the gas-powered lanterns lining the aisle.

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TheBig_Sam notBigSam

I'd trained an owl to swoop across the church and deliver the ring.

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TheBig_Sam notBigSam

God, I remember how nervous I was on my wedding day. I was sweating like a pervert at a school sports day. The leather tuxedo didn't help.

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TheBig_Sam notBigSam

For those that are wondering about what I'm wearing for the big day - a pale lilac three-piece from Graeme Le Sauxs latest collection.

[Starvinho]

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, David Luiz, Terry, Cole, Essien, Mikel, Lampard, Malouda, Drogba, Torres. Subs: Turnbull, Ramires, Benayoun, Zhirkov, Kalou, Alex, Anelka.

Tottenham: Gomes, Kaboul, Dawson, Gallas, Assou-Ekotto, Lennon, Modric, Sandro, Bale, Van der Vaart, Pavlyuchenko. Subs: Cudicini, Jenas, Crouch, Defoe, Bassong, Rose, Pienaar.

Referee: Andre Marriner (W Midlands)

Come on Spurs, do us a favour!

[9 to 5]

Hi.

[Guest mr. potato head]

Why 9 to 5, I haven't seen you since January!

[9 to 5]

I have been tending to my chickens!

[Rafael]

Sandro's goal ... WOW.Simply WOW.

[therockbox]

Gomes :lmao:

[HailtotheYo]

LOL Gomes .... bwahahahahahah LOL Totty

[Starvinho]

First thought was that it was in, but Chelsea have been lucky it seems. Gomes is shite though.

[Matt]

Was it a goal? Talksport can't make their mind up, I'm thinking no since it was Collymore that said yes.

[therockbox]

Was it a goal? Talksport can't make their mind up, I'm thinking no since it was Collymore that said yes.

It wasn't over the line.

Collymore's a fucking dolt.

[Baddar]

Nice call, line-o, you fucking cunt.

[Matt]

Nice call, line-o, you fucking cunt.

Yeah cos you've never had a dodgy goal line decision against Tottenham.

[Starvinho]

Even though it's still 1-1 which I'll be very happy with, the 'goal' changes the game now, Chelsea will be on an upper now whereas Spurs will be on a downer. Lampard again with these line decisions eh?