Eurovision 2010

[Dan]

PIANO BATTLE.

Oh and I'd fuck her silly.

[stokeriño]

Haha...Romania seems to have caught the really bad end of cheesiness.

Liking the girl's trousers though.

[therockbox]

Romania's got my vote.

[Dan]

Look at that arse!

*calls*

[stokeriño]

No, okay. Forget what I said about the trousers. The whole outfit's good.

[Adam]

I'm liking Romania...mainly for the leather-clad woman...but it's one of those catchy songs thats not too annoying.

[badotori]

I just start watching and that Romanian bint attempts to break my eardrums with her highpitchedness. Very hot though.

Just checking, on a scale of 1 to 10, how shit was our (UK's) dude?

[Dan]

5

[TCO]

-73, it was painfully funny to watch.

[Dan]

Wow, you really don't like the UK do you?

It was nowhere near the worst that's been, it was mediocre, sure, but not all that bad.

Now this, this is awful, he's readint the lyrics off a piece of paper for fucks sake.

[Katsuya]

Alright, this one definitely is designed to cause suicide. It's not even good. Like, he's just whining and making something resembling noise.

[Adam]

Nice inked 'photo' there...weird. That was a pretty terrible entry.

[badotori]

In Communist Russia, you depress song.

[Dan]

I'm voting Denmark despite not hearing the song!

[Herr Matzat]

Germany might actualy end up in the top five if they don´t give us some more songs that got balls.

[TCO]

Wow, you really don't like the UK do you?

It was nowhere near the worst that's been, it was mediocre, sure, but not all that bad.

Now this, this is awful, he's readint the lyrics off a piece of paper for fucks sake.

I love the UK actually, my 2nd favourite country. If I had to live in another country it'd be England, but the song was cheesy as fuck and the guy had the stage presence of agoraphobic chimp.

[therockbox]

Oh my god she is amazing.

[Dan]

THEM TITS!

[stokeriño]

Camera shot: BREASTS

I assume that Armenia requested they do that.

[Adam]

@ the Armenian entrant.

Although it seems somebody ate both the Irish and Icelandish entries and is now a backing singer for Armenia.