***spoilers*** UFC News and Discussion Thread

[EddieG]

I blinked.. the fuck you do, Cowboy? Whatever it was, I LOVE IT!

[HC]

He was getting worked too. One punch changed that.

[Gazz]

Cerrone is basically Boomhauer.

Did you want the submission?

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[HC]

Man, Liz Carmouche has the must rugged jaw line I've ever seen on a woman.

[HC]

Man, why does Miesha have to wear that skirt thing.

[HC]

Carmouche is the worst, man. Just hug and takedown. Rinse and repeat. I wish Miesha would just make her tap.

[HC]

Why couldn't you do this earlier?? You need a finish now!

[HC]

Carmouche is gonna steal this one. Like fuck did she deserve it though with those pathetic two rounds. Garbage.

[Gazz]

I reckon Miesha steals this one.

[HC]

Fuck Yeah! Carmouche didn't deserve the win. Thank you.

[Gazz]

Eh, it was 7.5 minutes of control each but Miesha did a bit more in her control period than Liz.

She's still absolutely no threat to Ronda though.

[HC]

She's still absolutely no threat to Ronda though.

Duh.

I just like Miesha. She's a babe, has the same last name as me, and is just different from 95% of the WWMA fighters on the roster. I have no desire to see her get owned by Rousey again, but I do like seeing her win.

Anyway, Carmouche's strategy was just so dull. She had no desire to finish at all. Just hug against the cage for five minutes.

[Gazz]

Oh muthafuck, Travis is coming out to the Ka Mate*/**.

*Well, he was, then it mixed into some dance bollocks

**And he's not a Kiwi, so this makes no sense.

[HC]

What in the hell did Werdum come out to? Heavy on the saxophone.

[HC]

Werdum better be thankful Herb Dean wasn't reffing tonight. Fight would've been stopped.

Fuck..... that kick.

[Gazz]

Cain will straight up murder both of these chumps.

[HC]

Hard to believe this is the same Travis Browne that utterly destroyed Josh Barnett.

[Gazz]

Estima inverted triangle was right there.

Amateur.

[HC]

Browne just tried some Shawn Michaels-esque surprise Sweet Chin Music to the gut. It wasn't very effective.

[HC]

Speaking of HBK, Werdum just stole his kip-up. Nice.