***spoilers*** UFC News and Discussion Thread

[Benjamin]

Man, next Brazil card I'm definitely going to have a bonus question on who wins more between Brazil and the rest of the world.

[HC]

Embarrassing performance by this Russian dude. Those 2 point deductions were hilarious. Mario isn't fucking around.

[Benjamin]

We honestly need more of these point deductions. Grabbing the fence is one of the most irksome things in MMA to me.

[HC]

He didn't even grab the fence on that third time and Mario still warned his ass.

[HC]

Villante took a fuck-ton of shots. Basically out on his feet that whole last round. Fuck.

[HC]

It was like Drederick Tatum vs Homer Simpson.

[HC]

So I'm guessing everyone went to bed since it's a ghost town in here, but no worries! I shall fill this thread with some quality HC commentary.

God that Park/Santos fight was painful to watch. The point deduction was silly, but I'm glad it was a draw because neither of those boring ass slugs deserved a W. Would've gotten an 'Abysmal' rating on WWMA.

[HC]

Well, that was quicker than Usain Bolt. Another win 4 'Murca though!

[HC]

Main event time! The question on everyone's mind: "Will Dan Henderson come out to Toby Keith's 'Made in America' again?" That was some first class Brazil trolling that first go-round.

[HC]

FUCK YES HE'S COMING OUT TO TOBY KEITH!!!!

WAR HENDO! USA! :wub: :wub: :wub:

[HC]

Shogun will probably win, but I really want Dan to win and ride off into the sunset, given TRT is about to be banned just about everywhere. Let's just hope Herb Dean doesn't screw this up.

[Summers]

Come on Hendo!

[HC]

And joining me on commentary is my man Summers.

[Summers]

This card has actually been pretty good, I'd say. Good mix of action, some controversy thrown in too.

[HC]

The prelims were fun. Couple of shitty ones on the main card but oh well.

Hendo got ROCKED. Thank god Dean didn't end it early.

[Summers]

My stream just cut. Herb either stopped it, or the round ended.

I thought Hendo had it, then Shogun almost ended it within seconds. Pretty sure Hendo did enough to last til the bell.

[HC]

We're still going. Dan looks horrible. Worried about his chin especially remembering the Belfort fight.

[Summers]

Yup. Caught him again. Hendo isn't looking good.

[Summers]

H-BOMB!

Very glad I put money on Hendo knocking him out before the fight started.

[HC]

I was about to post about how Hendo needs to retire before EWB crapped out, but man he fucking cracked Shogun! Satisfying win, although I really would like to see Hendo retire because his chin did not look good here despite the win. He was getting dominated.

I still wish that Jon Jones match had happened back when he was on a roll a couple years ago.