SRN Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 I am rooting for Bisping to win that. I really really really really want him to win so Anderson Silva can have another hilarious Forrest Griffin-type fight. I so want that to happen, you can't believe how much I want that to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 I can't wait for Bisping to win so BISPINGMANIA will run wild on that turkey Anderson Silva! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9 to 5 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 I think Soren would kill himself if Bisping got past Anderson Silva. It will be the best day of all the MMA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 When Bisping goes to *points to sign* and whoops the tail of the Anderson Silva, all the little Bispingmaniacs will go wild as they celebrate the greatest day in the history of our sport! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRN Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 I think Soren would kill himself if Bisping got past Anderson Silva. It will be the best day of all the MMA! :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbols Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 UFC on Fox 7 main and co-main event announced- Benson Henderson vs Gilbert Melendez Daniel Cormier vs Frank Mir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 That is the best news. Good God, can't wait for UFC on Fox 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9 to 5 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Bisping 3:16 just said he whooped Kampwho's arse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Bisping is going to load his plane with the rocket fuel, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and shove it straight up Belfort and Silva's candy asses! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnar hendershow Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 UFC on Fox 7 main and co-main event announced- Benson Henderson vs Gilbert Melendez Daniel Cormier vs Frank Mir Been waiting for Bendo vs. Melendez for awhile, really fucking excited for that. They've been delivering with the Fox cards as of late and I hope the undercard keeps up that tradition. Since it's in San Jose I'm expecting a bunch of old Strikeforce names in addition to those already on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drock007 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Lol Michael Bisping beating Vitor Belfort or Anderson Silva 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazz Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 It's gonna happen, Bisping is going to let Anderson wear himself out hitting his granite chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobBe Nobbs Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Here's how it's going to happen. Anderson will come out slowly and try to feel Bisping out. In response, Bisping will come out even slower - he will not raise his hands above his waist until the three-minute mark, and will instead walk slowly forward with his chin held high. Anderson will unleash offensive combinations that would make God himself weep tears of joy, but Bisping will absorb them all as part of his deal with the dark powers whereupon he will defer all injuries suffered during this match to a day hence. A confused Anderson will spend the second and third rounds attempting to goad Bisping into engaging with a display of breakdancing then a Cockney routine so bad Dick van Dyke would disown it. Bisping will continue holding strong in not doing anything. At the beginning of the fourth, with Dan Miragliotta warning him to act lest he be disqualified for timidity, Bisping will sprint forward and put Anderson in a headlock, to which Anderson will struggle vainly but fail to escape, earning Bisping a famous submission victory. Post-match, Bisping will pay tribute to Mick Foley for his gameplan, whereupon Chris Weidman's music will interrupt him. The two will stare one another down until, in a shocking twist, Dan Henderson hits Weidman in the back of the head with an H-Bomb, cementing his heel turn. Bisping, Henderson and Chael Sonnen will unite in the cage and declare the UFC subject to the new wave of trash-talking gods of war. And scene. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefus of Bethesda Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Here's how it's going to happen. Anderson will come out slowly and try to feel Bisping out. In response, Bisping will come out even slower - he will not raise his hands above his waist until the three-minute mark, and will instead walk slowly forward with his chin held high. Anderson will unleash offensive combinations that would make God himself weep tears of joy, but Bisping will absorb them all as part of his deal with the dark powers whereupon he will defer all injuries suffered during this match to a day hence. A confused Anderson will spend the second and third rounds attempting to goad Bisping into engaging with a display of breakdancing then a Cockney routine so bad Dick van Dyke would disown it. Bisping will continue holding strong in not doing anything. At the beginning of the fourth, with Dan Miragliotta warning him to act lest he be disqualified for timidity, Bisping will sprint forward and put Anderson in a headlock, to which Anderson will struggle vainly but fail to escape, earning Bisping a famous submission victory. Post-match, Bisping will pay tribute to Mick Foley for his gameplan, whereupon Chris Weidman's music will interrupt him. The two will stare one another down until, in a shocking twist, Dan Henderson hits Weidman in the back of the head with an H-Bomb, cementing his heel turn. Bisping, Henderson and Chael Sonnen will unite in the cage and declare the UFC subject to the new wave of trash-talking gods of war. And scene. Fucking Glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Lol Michael Bisping beating Vitor Belfort or Anderson Silva You see, even I laugh at the thought of him beating Anderson. But he will beat Vitor. Vitor just runs forward pumping his hands out like a reject from the Jersey Shore and then loses. Basically he is the worst boxer I have seen in MMA, and that includes Marcio Cruz, and he can't box for toffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 If Bisping beat Silva, I think the octagon would explode and turn into a black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Just like when Serra beat GSP right?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbols Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Dennis Siver is out of the UFC London fight with Cub Swanson. Dustin Poirer is the replacement. Still a pretty interesting fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Better fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbols Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 German suplex!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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