The Mafia Discussion Thread

[GoGo Yubari]

Man, I just realized that since I'm not interested in either West Wing Mafia or Quarterback Mafia I'm... only going to be in AD Mafia for however much longer that lasts and then I might be kicking back for a while. Eh, well, I had a decent enough month anyway, mafia-wise.

[naiwf]

I felt kind of retarded after you pulled a Lich claim out of your ass and I bought it and then went back and played Final Fantasy I where Lich is a freaking boss.

I was Lich though. I just claimed to be indy and playing for the town when I wasn't.

[Josh]

I was just thinking about my game and since I only have 10 roles couldnt the whole town just claim? That would be lame. How do I stop that?

I'd be willing to look over what you have and give feedback.

I think you should be able to come up with a good fakeclaim on your own. I never read Secret Invasion and managed to survive most of the Marvel game based on a bit of info that Blehschmidt gave out in the very beginning and 10 minutes of checking around on Wikipedia. The bluff I pulled out of my ass in Final Fantasy worked too and that didn't take much longer to come up with.

What's the deal with the Boondocks game? If no one's actually going to do it, I'd like to give it a shot but I'd need some help with the tactical side of balancing a game. I could write the story and pick out characters pretty easily, but I'm not really sure what to do in order to make the game fair since I almost always get the same 2 or 3 roles.

I'm also willing to give you help with the balancing, if you wish.

Man, I just realized that since I'm not interested in either West Wing Mafia or Quarterback Mafia I'm... only going to be in AD Mafia for however much longer that lasts and then I might be kicking back for a while. Eh, well, I had a decent enough month anyway, mafia-wise.

Well, then I can help you make a game.

Ten bucks says none of you need the help after all.

[naiwf]

I sent you a PM Josh.

[-A-]

I'll take that ten bucks now, you doubting Thomas.

I took the bet in my head.

[Josh]

I'll take that ten bucks now, you doubting Thomas.

I took the bet in my head.

*gasp*

You know my Catholicism Mafia role?!

[-A-]

So Satan's name is Thomas? How interesting. I shall add him to my Christmas card list.

[This is not a comment on my opinion of Catholicism Mafia. I haven't been keeping up with it and am only speculating based on the OBVIOUS PROOF in Josh's signature.]

[Sousa]

Actually, Josh is an evangelical member of the Christian Far Right--hence his war on everything.

[naiwf]

One of these days Brother Sousa you will come to know Jesus, whether we have to beat His love into your heart or not!

[Josh]

One of these days Brother Sousa you will come to know Jesus, whether we have to beat His love into your heart or not!

Preach on, preacha!

*dances uncontrollably while handling snakes, drinking Cyanide, and speaking in tongues*

[Sousa]

I knew Jesus and he was an interesting guy. Shame what happened to him.

[naiwf]

I knew Jesus and he was an interesting guy. Shame what happened to him.

What do you mean son? Jesus is alive today, sitting at the right hand of the Father. And he's waitin' for you to accept Him as your Lord and Savior. He's waitin' for all men to do that before He comes again to declare His kingdom. If you don't act in time you'll be doomed for eternity, condemned to watch Dean Malenko matches on a 24 hour loop my brother. Repent before it's too late!

[Sousa]

Is it Malenko/Jericho?

[naiwf]

No, it's Dean Malenko vs Dean Malenko all the time, with the occasional Dean Malenko promo thrown in. Apparently there are a lot of really good special effects guys in hell

[Sousa]

the occasional Dean Malenko promo thrown in.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[-A-]

Can anyone else remember a mafia that involved strippers and prostitutes and STDs? It might have been some other kind of diary, actually. Or even a dream Maybe I just amalgamated my three greatest pastimes - mafia, porn and giving AIDS to strangers.

[Pesci]

Ringo did some sort of game where Fitzy ended up being a rapist infected with all-sorts. Then in Mafia Cubed/Cubed 2 (can't remember which), I had the Fitzy role and could only win by infecting everybody remaining with STDS

[-A-]

Yeah, that sounds like it. Door still open to Porno Mafia then

[MalaCloudy Black]

Spoiler: everyone will claim Ron Jeremy.

[-A-]

No real people, it'd be all 'The Fluffer' or 'The Bottomless Pit'