The Mafia Discussion Thread

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

Sean was funnier

[Josh]

I don't follow. I take it this was discussed quite a bit already?

[NobBe Nobbs]

Smash Bros., Jobber Mafia I, and Zodiac Mafia were the worst three towns I'd ever seen.

To be fair, the worst overall town performance I've seen is from the original Mafia. But that's to be expected since nobody had a clue what they were doing. Early Mafias were so shit

Aside from everything else that happened in Mafia II, Future Shock came out and told the other two I'd tried to get him to agree to an alliance between me and him, with four people left alive, and nobody else batted an eye. How the fuck that happened I don't know.

I assume there were guys in the lynch mob, but the kill still went through.

Did you miss that Reflecto ignored the rules so he could get me lynched early? That's probably why.

Edited October 21, 2008 by Berack Obama

[-A-]

Yup, Al Snow died so we have to give Head to somebody.

And ...

You had me at "asshole"!

*Bowser tongue kisses Mario*

*Coughs*

[Ruki]

I can't be blamed for that. I wanted murder and stuff, not a Mario/Bowser lovefest.

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

I don't follow. I take it this was discussed quite a bit already?

Not in here, but Sean was pretty funny in the game thread.

[Josh]

Yup, Al Snow died so we have to give Head to somebody.

And ...

You had me at "asshole"!

*Bowser tongue kisses Mario*

*Coughs*

I REGRET NOTHING!

[Sousa]

I just proposed an ending to SUPER MARIO ALLCAPS mAfIa wherein the town deduces Josh's final goon or goons and he's the last scummie left. Then I turn on the town and Josh and I lay waste to the entire clone city, at which point we leave shoulder-to-shoulder to go play golf.

It was turned down.

That's how fangoriously uncool Ruki is.

[Josh]

RUKI!

HOW COULD YOU?!

[TheRossWalker]

I think we should all be criticising -A- for not posting my fake daykill of Ruki. I even made him a fake scum role.

Yup, Al Snow died so we have to give Head to somebody.

And ...

You had me at "asshole"!

*Bowser tongue kisses Mario*

*Coughs*

I REGRET NOTHING!

Since Josh and Sousa are totally the same person, that's weird as fuck, and I'm slightly disgusted.

However, a small part of me is curious to find out just how the fuck that would work.

[Sousa]

Did you ever see A Beautiful Mind?

Remember the part where Russell Crowe makes out with Paul Bettany?

No?

Did you ever see the director's cut of A Beautiful Mind?

Because that.

[Josh]

That or Ed Norton and Brad Pitt in Fight Club - GETTIN' IT AWN!

[NobBe Nobbs]

Speaking of Fight Club, the best alternate interpretation of anything I've ever heard is the theory that Calvin grows up to be Ed Norton, Suzie becomes Marla and Hobbes morphs into Tyler Durden. Now tell me that isn't awesome.

[SeanDMan]

It's a shame too, when it was mentioned that Head might have negative consequences, i was going to volunteer to "swallow" whatever consequences giving me Head might entail.

[Sousa]

I get it. Because oral sex.

[TEOL]

I must be such a horrifically overrated player, to get killed off every damn diary.

[-A-]

I don't over-rate you TEOL ({)

[stokeriño]

I don't over-rate you TEOL

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

I don't over-rate you TEOL

[Pesci]

I don't over-rate you TEOL