The Old XBOX Megathread

[LL!]

Typical Ellis.

A hater.

[King Ellis]

[Ruki]

What's this about being shit in L4D? Speak for yourself, Kaney.

We are wonderful!

[Cactus Drags]

Hydro Thunder is a lot of fun.

[King Ellis]

They should have called it Hydro Funder, right?

[rocksta]

...awful

[LL!]

Typical Ellis.

Being typical.

[Benji]

If Kaney spent less time being a douchebag and forcing me to shoot him in the safety zones, we might be better at Left 4 Dead.

We probably wouldn't, but we might be

[EddieRuckus]

Might also help if you didn't go "Rambo" at times and pick up a health kit that we're all yelling at you to get too

[Benji]

I listened in the first place, then when Kaney shouts my name a billion times and won't actually say why he's calling me (like, whether he wants me to follow in game or he wants to talk about something) I began to ignore it

[King Ellis]

BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI, BENJI!

I have ordered MUA and now you should too, if you haven't already. Then we can roll with Kaney and whoever else is on at the relevant time!

And we have to shot you 80 times because you ignore us every time!

*Benji is walking around with 1 health, I find a med pack.*

'Benji'

'...'

'Benji!'

'...'

'BENJI!'

'What?'

'Come in here.'

'...'

'Benji! '

'WHAT?'

*Benji walks in, walks to far side of the room before turning round and looking at me*

'What?'

*I flick my torch on at off at the med pack. Benji looks directly at it. Benji walks off.*

[Kaney]

I listened in the first place, then when Kaney shouts my name a billion times and won't actually say why he's calling me (like, whether he wants me to follow in game or he wants to talk about something) I began to ignore it

Read Ellis's post. Go on, scroll up and read it. Then give yourself a minute to digest the information, then read it again.

THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

I don't know what kind of sissy pants multiplayer you are used to, but on Xbox, we respond to each other when we hear our name being called. It doesn't mean "follow me" it means "I want to tell you something".

I'd hate to see you in real life. Your mum shouts your name and you just follow her around the house looking at the dishes or dirty clothes instead of doing anything about them, then walking away again.

Hopefully your dad doesn't set you on fire and then teabag you though. That would just be weird.

[Baddar]

Lol, clearly the problem is the lack of me being there - he has no problem communicating on PS3. Soooo, who's buying me L4D?

[Kaney]

No one.

[rocksta]

Ellis it has been brought to my attention that in clubs I yell at you. I'm sorry and I love you.

[King Ellis]

You do?

[Benji]

The problem is I'm hard as nails and am willing to wander around with one health

[rocksta]

That's what I said.. Dan and judas were adamant about it though.

[King Ellis]

Why, caus I wasn't playing last night? I was catching up on some sleep, something you guys probably should have done too. Besides, when I was last on, no one was online anyway.

[rocksta]

Uh what? No they were saying I yell at you in general specifically.