World Cup 2006

[Guest Ringo Mars]

Its probably Domenech's palm reader that told the French to shoot high and wide. The forces of nature will clearly guide it in somehow.

[Buford Ripley]

Ech. So close for the Swiss.

[The Kraig]

This sucks, it's like both teams will be happy with a draw.

And as I type that, it hits the post and Switzerland miss a sitter.

I think the French manager may have had his arse read by accident (you can actually do that).

Edited June 13, 2006 by The Kraig

[Dan]

What an annoying name Ribery has.

And he looks so "french" it's not funny.

[Toe]

What an annoying name Ribery has.

And he looks so "french" it's not funny.

[Guest Ringo Mars]

This is the part of Zidane's game that absolutely blows nowadays. He's lazy and when he gets tired, e just throws the ball away.

That shot from far out was also horrendous.

[Dan]

What an annoying name Ribery has.

And he looks so "french" it's not funny.

You mean he looks like a dick?

Yes.

[Xero Gravity]

I'm praying Barthez makes a monumental blunder soon, just so we can all laugh at him...and I'd love to see Senderos just wipe out Henry with a tackle.

Edited June 13, 2006 by Xero Gravity

[Guest Ringo Mars]

What I like about Ribery (and I've noticed this when he plays for Marseille) is that whenever he has the balls and runs, you can clearly see him muttering "merde" and "putain" over and over. Fucking dirty Marseillais.

[Dan]

Explain..

[The Third Dukes]

You know, I'm not saying Barthez is washed up, but he lost his starting job to America's second-choice keeper at the club level.

And I've never understood how a goal can be 8 feet tall and about 20 feet wide and people can miss it by so much.

[Toe]

Finally, someone wearing a French uniform puts the ball on net. Now they need to work on getting it in......

[Guest Ringo Mars]

Merde means shit, putain means whore, he keeps repeating both words over and over while he plays. I assume he does so because he's from Marseille, which is basically like saying he's a low quality Scouser. Basically, it's documented that he comes from a family of gypsy like thieves that came from Eastern Europe and I believe they once said something like 24 people live off his salary.

[Lowerdeck]

Well, they were pretty close a minute ago. Although it just got to the line before the Swiss goalie got control. Which is good cause I want Switz to win.

[Toe]

Merde means shit, putain means whore, he keeps repeating both words over and over while he plays. I assume he does so because he's from Marseille, which is basically like saying he's a low quality Scouser. Basically, it's documented that he comes from a family of gypsy like thieves that came from Eastern Europe and I believe they once said something like 24 people live off his salary.

[The Kraig]

My God, Ribery's an idiot. And it should be a French penalty AGAIN.

[Dan]

Merde means shit, putain means whore, he keeps repeating both words over and over while he plays. I assume he does so because he's from Marseille, which is basically like saying he's a low quality Scouser. Basically, it's documented that he comes from a family of gypsy like thieves that came from Eastern Europe and I believe they once said something like 24 people live off his salary.

Low Quality scouser?

He's not Irish.

Bwahah Henry should of scored.

Handball! Shouldn't of been a penalty though.

[Xero Gravity]

The ref must have his head on backwards if he didn't see that.

[The Third Dukes]

You know, refs, it's okay to award a penalty when it's well-deserved. Really, it is. It's like they're afraid of making a difference in the match through their action, so they make a difference through their inaction. Ugh.

[The Kraig]

Handball! Shouldn't of been a penalty though.

Edited June 13, 2006 by The Kraig