Big Brother 2006 (UK)

[Lineker]

'Where's Leroy?'

Fucking brilliance.

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

I hope to fuck that Tantric guy goes. Or that stupidly loud fat one.

Either of them two will do me nicely.

[Guest PuppyOnAcid]

I hope the big chick goes. I don't think I could stomach seeing her flab bounce all over the place again.

[Sir Alan LCSugar]

Nah, she won't go, if anything she'll be the first Ash evicts and therefore the first new one in the house.

[TheArsenal]

But by the time "Wigga-ho" gets back in the real house, all the people she thinks she's evicted will know what she's done. Then it's bye bye Wigga-ho.....

Damn, there's gonna be too many housemates. It's practically gonna be like restarting the whole thing again. Lt's face it, it's not the greatest year of Big Brother based on what we've seen so far.

As long as Nikki goes soon I'll be happy.

[fineintent]

Honestly, why are people on this show such fucking pussies? You've known them for like 2 days, pick one you slag.

[TheArsenal]

I really think that Nikki is starting to lose it. I really think it's the time for the men in white coats to pay a little visit......

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Wah wah wah.

Get over it you dirty yard-ho

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

Nothing like attention-seeking.

[ONO]

I would have marked if Shahbaz popped back up and returned with a "Surrrrrrrrrrrrprise" line.

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

I'd mark for Sezer returning.

Not because I liked him but just for the outrage it would cause.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Well they're letting jsut about everyone else into the house...

[Guest Simply Red]

Why The Hell is Vanilla Ir'sh in the house instead of Jonathan, Thats ridiculous that is. Big Brother should of granted Ashleyn's request and just let both of the lad's go in the house instead of her. Eugene Sully to be back in the house!

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

Jonathon was a tit.

Spiral is brilliant. Like a white Science but not as good.

[TheArsenal]

Does anyone else hate Nikki more after last night?

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

My opinion about her changed so fast. I used to think her little tantrums were funny but now she's clearly a spoilt little shit.

I'm sure she's simple.

[TheArsenal]

That whole thing about her bed really made me think there's something actually wrong with her. Especially when she started referring to herself inthe third persona nd going all spacey...

[Guest Small Red]

Simply Red takes Big Brother far too seriously, I bet he watches the live stream of E4, which is the biggest sack of shit ever.

Nikki is still funny to watch, as she pisses everyone off (and rightly so). As does Aisleyne. I still want Aisleyne to win, since everyone else is an absolute tit in the house. (Except maybe Spiral)

[Guest muddatrucker]

Yeah, I concur that SimplyRed is EWB's saddest member.

[ONO]

He's like that cunt Polly Hudson.