Songs in sung in clear and simple English

[Dan]

Anal Cunt.

Yeah, the joke's dead.

The joke was never funny in the first place. Get serious now children.

You're all cunts.

I was the first to make a joke, then you all followed.

[Guest fultie]

making you the biggest cunt

[Guest Small Red]

making you the biggest cunt

[R.W.]

Maybe some Eva Cassidy, more of The Beatles, general acoustic artists etc. More old-time kind of songs anyway - less chance of lyrics you don't want to be exposing 7 year olds too (stuff like "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" and "Imagine", as opposed to "Hot White Cum")

[probablyoliver]

Never knew you all were so funny.

Thanks atleast to Turbonizzle, Ze and A-Dub

I made some serious suggestions.

[Guest Small Red]

Never knew you all were so funny.

Thanks atleast to Turbonizzle, Ze and A-Dub

I made some serious suggestions.

[probablyoliver]

If you're resposible for a set of 7 year olds being avid Adem fans in ten years time, I'll love you forever.

[SeanDMan]

Personally, I think you're being too conservative. Kids are growing up a lot faster these days, with serious drug addictions. plastic surgery, and pergnancy all occuring at around 13-15 nowadays, 7 is not too young for some controversial musical content. Most of them will probably already be rap fans, so you have nothing to worry about.

Besides, exposing seven year old kids to hot white cum has been a catholic church tradition for centuries. If it's good for the goose...

[Benji]

Personally, I think you're being too conservative. Kids are growing up a lot faster these days, with serious drug addictions. plastic surgery, and pergnancy all occuring at around 13-15 nowadays, 7 is not too young for some controversial musical content. Most of them will probably already be rap fans, so you have nothing to worry about.

Besides, exposing seven year old kids to hot white cum has been a catholic church tradition for centuries. If it's good for the goose...

It's not necesarilly the kids you need to care about, it's if the kids tell the parents and it gets back to his superiors.

[Guest fultie]

i don't think Imagine would be a good song to teach them, as it takes about atheism and serious subjects they might not yet understand...

[A-Dub]

Bill Withers is a very good artist to use for that as well.

[lazy_arse]

Yesterday by The Beatles I think would be good.

[Guest fultie]

yesterday would be good, but it's not very childish

[Lowerdeck]

yesterday would be good, but it's not very childish

Then fuck it, just put on the Wiggles. That's childish enough.

[Guest fultie]

....but that's not real music...

[Mongrel]

Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus?

Bat Out of Hell by Meat Loaf?

Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners?

[Herr Matzat]

do you consider the singer of art brut singing clear and simple "english" or do you talk about the kind of english actualy everyone has a slight chans to understand ?