EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[Liam]

As much as I hate most of EWB's favourite women, I'd take them all over anything oriental, even Julia Stiles and she looks like dog shit.

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Oriental girls are a taste thing I guess.

And Julia Stiles looks like Joss Stone....

[Lowerdeck]

Stiles doesn't look half bad for being anorexic and probably druggie.

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Stiles has a face like a wooden plank, even if she is an anorexic junkie, she's an ugly one.

[Summers]

I love Dushku.

That was a horrible picture you used, bastard.

[TMM]

As much as I hate most of EWB's favourite women, I'd take them all over anything oriental, even Julia Stiles and she looks like dog shit.

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Oriental girls are a taste thing I guess.

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her name was mia

from north korea

i said come over

bring your land rover

i don't like sushi

she said that suits me

i take a shower

on every hour

oh the oriental

very very special

if you ever get some

you want another one and another one

the oriental

very very gentle

i got one for a cousin

can you send me a dozen?

her name was mae wong

she came from hong kong

she was a raver

of eastern flavour

i said i love you

she said i'd love to

go down to texas

must have one lexus

oh the oriental

so very very special

if you ever get some

you want another one and another one

the oriental

very very gentle

I like it spicy

that'll do me nicely

i'm gonna cross the water

take a plane to tokyo

and find a little geisha

i love to see them go

and carry on to china, asia minor and some more

then finish with a sling in singapore

oh the oriental

very very special

if you ever get some

you want another one and another one

the oriental

very very gentle

i got one for a cousin

can you send me a dozen?

oh the oriental

will drive you mental

i really gotta get one

and then another one and another one

oh the oriental

can you get them on a rental

don't send me a russian

ain't no discussion

got to be an oriental

[Guest Ringmaster]

See, ROC, this is a good, attractive, Eliza picture. And she's in the kitchen. Where all women should be.

[Liam]

No, Eliza, you don't lay on the side, as thats where you cook food for us.....stupid woman...>_>

[Guest Ringmaster]

If she doesn't lay on the side, how will I fuck her in the kitchen?

[Liam]

Bend her over the sink....whilst she washes the dishes like a good girl.

[Herr Matzat]

that dress looks like a carpet from the 60s, and she still has no chin !

[Guest Ringmaster]

Yeah, but then I can't suck her nips.

And the dress is hot. Very hot.

[Liam]

Feel the nips...sud them up with some Fairy Liquid, and you are good to go.

[FLiam]

Amazing, I never really liked her until I saw that picture. She is hotness on feet.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Yes, but why should she be doing the dishes on my time? My time is fucky-fucky time, she can do the dishes instead of cuddling for all I care.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I swear you could have found a better picture then that, she looks horrible in that IMO.

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I swear I couldn't. I swear. But if you feel there's a shot that looks better of her, just go for it and show it.

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If I wasn't as lazy, I'd find one.

EDIT:

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Number 16th most attractive celebrity woman in the world?

Who said "Homely" about one of the women earlier on, cos that word describes Dushku perfectly...

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Just noticed...

ZIYI! ZIYI! Bring on the Far Eastern women!

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Only if I can bring a Gas Chamber too.

[Guest Ringmaster]

I'm sorry, I prefer the here featured homely girl than the girl who works at the local Wok

[Liam]

Just noticed...

ZIYI! ZIYI! Bring on the Far Eastern women!

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Yes, she rules, a point I'm trying to get across to Ringmaster...

EDIT: Yeah, I like Norah Jones as well...

Edited March 30, 2005 by rvdwannabe

[Guest Bluesman]

That's a great pic of Dushku RM put up...

I'm a fan of Norah as well. She's not "hot", but she's cute and has that voice.