EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[Enter Blue Guy]

Blue is a color.

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black and white are two

...and beyonce is hot. Halle berry isn't bad either. I wouldn't pick her to the top 50 but i had the feeling she was going to be here somewhere.

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[Guest Ringmaster]

I see him as more of a mango.

EDIT: And yes, I got the kiwi/banana joke. I'm not that slow.

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[Lowerdeck]

IMO, the best one is the one of her in the yellow.

[Malenko]

Blue is a color.

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black and white are two

...and beyonce is hot. Halle berry isn't bad either. I wouldn't pick her to the top 50 but i had the feeling she was going to be here somewhere.

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[Guest Bluesman]

I'm going to be the most talked about woman in this thread...

[ROC]

Y'know, I'm bored. So here's more Jennifer Connelly, bitch.

EDIT: For those wondering, I'm really not paying attention to the color rule anymore...

Edited March 24, 2005 by TheROC-Revolt

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Y'know, I'm bored. So here's more Jennifer Connelly, bitch.

EDIT: For those wondering, I'm really not paying attention to the color rule anymore...

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It's about goddamn time you found a good picture of her!

Halle - I'd bang the everloving hell out of, then flip her over and go to town some more.

Beyonce - Take what I'd do to Halle, and throw in me ending up in a coma. Glad to see my women making the list.

[Guest Bluesman]

She looks good there, but I was expecting so much more. I think it's from RM always going on and on about how great and wonderful she is...

[Quom]

She looks good there, but I was expecting so much more. I think it's from RM always going on and on about how great and wonderful she is...

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[Guest Ringmaster]

Ignore Bluesman, he once told me Connelly was ugly, when I told him where he saw her, the only thing he could come up with was the Hulk's trailer.

She's sizzlin'.

[Your Mom]

I thought I sneezed sex appeal once. Turned out I had Pneumonia.

[SeanDMan]

I don't understand how people think Beyonce is hot.

Barry is okay. Connelly is the wootness.

[Enter Blue Guy]

She's an acquired taste. I think she's smoking hot, but others don't. Different strokes, different folks.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Connelly is the wootness.

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[Enter Blue Guy]

With all these Bluesman related posts I'm starting to think you have a thing for him or something.

[Guest Ringmaster]

It's called bating.

And I anticipate you asking about Master.

[Guest Bluesman]

He does have a thing for me...I think it's the prudeness and being straight, it's like I'm some sort of conquest for the sick fuck. He linked me to a video of him masterbating once...

Connelly has an average face. She's a girl that I'd see in real life and go "She's cute" and then continue on without giving her a second thought. Even RM, with his obvious lack of standards, should have seen/done/licked assholes of better looking women.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Well I wouldn't fuck Hallie Berry. So take that.

And Connelly's ass must taste like chocolate milk. Although I'd clean it first.

[Guest Bluesman]

Give her some Taco Bell first and I bet you'd get all the chocolate milk you can handle...

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

Stop talking about mommy like that =(