EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[Ananas]

Morgan Webb is definitely sexy, but she kind of seems awkward when she tries to dress as such for photoshoots. Morgan on X-Play > Morgan in FHM.

[thatshortguy]

Morgan Webb is definitely sexy, but she kind of seems awkward when she tries to dress as such for photoshoots. Morgan on X-Play > Morgan in FHM.

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I tend to agree. He photo shoot for Maxim was just...bizarre. So it made Sessler's parody of said photoshoot all the better.

The FHM one is a bit better, if only for the two pictures in my post. Still, though, she's just...dark. Got the mysterious vibe. Doesn't have to wear next to nothing in order to look "t3h hawtn355". I like that in a woman.

Now if only she wore glasses.

[ROC]

Morgan Webb is definitely sexy, but she kind of seems awkward when she tries to dress as such for photoshoots. Morgan on X-Play > Morgan in FHM.

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I tend to agree. He photo shoot for Maxim was just...bizarre. So it made Sessler's parody of said photoshoot all the better.

The FHM one is a bit better, if only for the two pictures in my post. Still, though, she's just...dark. Got the mysterious vibe. Doesn't have to wear next to nothing in order to look "t3h hawtn355". I like that in a woman.

Now if only she wore glasses.

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[thatshortguy]

She's waiting, Midge.

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Ah yes, I remember said picture. However, I meant on the show itself. No need for that red/white, one-sleeved, Blade-Runner-slash-Zach-from-DOA-Ultimate...thing...she was wearing on last night's rerun.

[Quom]

I personally don't dig the underbite. I have only met one girl who could pull the look off without looking blokey.

[ROC]

She's waiting, Midge.

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Ah yes, I remember said picture. However, I meant on the show itself. No need for that red/white, one-sleeved, Blade-Runner-slash-Zach-from-DOA-Ultimate...thing...she was wearing on last night's rerun.

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[thatshortguy]

She's waiting, Midge.

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Ah yes, I remember said picture. However, I meant on the show itself. No need for that red/white, one-sleeved, Blade-Runner-slash-Zach-from-DOA-Ultimate...thing...she was wearing on last night's rerun.

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Aye. She looks best when she dresses down in a simple tight shirt and pants wear like she occasionally does on the show.

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I like your thought process, Mr. Revolt.

</obvious postwhoring just so the picture can be in four different posts>

Edited March 22, 2005 by The

[tristy]

She's waiting, Midge.

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Ah yes, I remember said picture. However, I meant on the show itself. No need for that red/white, one-sleeved, Blade-Runner-slash-Zach-from-DOA-Ultimate...thing...she was wearing on last night's rerun.

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Aye. She looks best when she dresses down in a simple tight shirt and pants wear like she occasionally does on the show.

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[thatshortguy]

Didn't she win the Playboy contest? Why didn't she pose? Laura from Unscrewed should have taken her place if Morgan didn't want it.

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Indeed she did win...by a landslide, if I remember correctly. However, she opted not to pose for the simple facts that a.) she didn't want to and b.) G4 -- who were in negotiations with TechTV at the time -- weren't keen on the idea.

In the interest of fairness, I'm completely ignoring that first reason and place all the blame on G4.

Edited March 22, 2005 by The

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

Let us destroy G4, Midge. I'm coming to live in your basement for a while with a few shotguns.

[thatshortguy]

Let us destroy G4, Midge. I'm coming to live in your basement for a while with a few shotguns.

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I'm totally in agreement. Nobody else on that network (aside from Diane Mizota, who's probably G4's best hostess/on-air personality...which is saying a lot considering all she has to do is read from cue cards) deserves to live.

Although we can spare Tina and Laura only to send them to syco.

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

Let us destroy G4, Midge. I'm coming to live in your basement for a while with a few shotguns.

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I'm totally in agreement. Nobody else on that network (aside from Diane Mizota, who's probably G4's best hostess/on-air personality...which is saying a lot considering all she has to do is read from cue cards) deserves to live.

Although we can spare Tina and Laura only to send them to syco.

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[ROC]

Let us destroy G4, Midge. I'm coming to live in your basement for a while with a few shotguns.

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I'm totally in agreement. Nobody else on that network (aside from Diane Mizota, who's probably G4's best hostess/on-air personality...which is saying a lot considering all she has to do is read from cue cards) deserves to live.

Although we can spare Tina and Laura only to send them to syco.

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[thatshortguy]

Give them a little credit for replacing the REALLY annoying people from the pre-G4TechTV era. I'm glad I get to live another day without seeing the douches from Portal and Cheat again.

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I'll agree with that, although the guy from Cheat wasn't horrible.

Still, 95% of 'em need to die. Especially Mr. Tallarico. Twice.

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

Give them a little credit for replacing the REALLY annoying people from the pre-G4TechTV era. I'm glad I get to live another day without seeing the douches from Portal and Cheat again.

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I'll agree with that, although the guy from Cheat wasn't horrible.

Still, 95% of 'em need to die. Especially Mr. Tallarico. Twice.

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[ROC]

Give them a little credit for replacing the REALLY annoying people from the pre-G4TechTV era. I'm glad I get to live another day without seeing the douches from Portal and Cheat again.

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I'll agree with that, although the guy from Cheat wasn't horrible.

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[tristy]

The girl that hosts Cheat now isn't much better.

[ROC]

The girl that hosts Cheat now isn't much better.

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Edited March 22, 2005 by TheROC-Revolt

[DMN in the House]

GOD DAMMIT STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THAT UGLY BITCH WITH GLASSES!

I'm going to puke.

[Quom]

GOD DAMMIT STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THAT UGLY BITCH WITH GLASSES!

I'm going to puke.

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