2020 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Chris2K]

Comparisons: Three randomly selected QBs with no real link other than that they are QBs and Burrow is also a QB.

[Lineker]

1 minute ago, Mr. Meacon Moneybags said:

I'm guessing you don't get the ABC coverage, do you? ESPN is awful. You couldn't pay me to watch ESPN's coverage.

No, frustratingly. Oh well.

[Your Mom]

1 minute ago, Mr. Meacon Moneybags said:

I'm guessing you don't get the ABC coverage, do you? ESPN is awful. You couldn't pay me to watch ESPN's coverage.

Theres something different on ABC?!?

[Meacon Keaton]

Just now, Your Mom said:

Theres something different on ABC?!?

Yeah, it's the College Gameday guys, who actually know and have watched the college players play and not just their "film/highlights".

[Chris2K]

Well that's exactly what I expected Ron Rivera's office to look like.

[GoGo Yubari]

The Washington Slurs made their pick like eight minutes ago, this is why they let the clock wind down anyway.

[Lineker]

Washington select Chase Young. Things are proceeding as expected. Now it should get interesting...

 

Also - Ron Rivera's home set-up  

[The Buscher]

That awkward moment when your family draft party exceeds social distancing recommendations.

[Meacon Keaton]

@VerbalPuke LIONS ON THE CLOCK GET HYPE

 

...or worried!

[Lineker]

Detroit have stayed at #3 and the pick is in...

[VerbalPuke]

pick is in OKUDAH I BET>

[GoGo Yubari]

NAME ANALYSIS #2: Chase Young, what a Florida Georgia Line-ass name. Not a fan.

I love that he wants to get into law enforcement after football and then there's that anecdote about him playing flag football by tackling someone and taking the flag. You're on your way, buddy.

[Szumi]

I have no desire to listen to Chase Young sing on Draft Day

[Lineker]

The Detroit Lions select Jeff Okudah.

[Meacon Keaton]

Technically, the Ohio State Buckeyes have the three first picks of the draft. 

[GoGo Yubari]

NAME ANALYSIS #3: Jeff Okudah, an effective use of the most boring first name imaginable and a more interesting last name. Sounds good but I think it's a reach at #3, I think.

[TCO]

Hopeful of a trade down here for someone to get a QB.

Or else for total chaos, picking Herbert while Jones gets Rosened and the whole fanbase implodes on itself!

[VerbalPuke]

I don't hate it I guess, probably would have gone SImmons or Brown but the defense needs help. I think a lot of people will be pissed in Detroit though. 

[The Buscher]

My stomach is in knots.

[Your Mom]

I'm watching the smart boys talk about Football now