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Canada breaks the top 75! At this rate we should be in contention to make a world cup by 2018! >_>

Tommy Caffee is a fucking icon. Everyone must watch this show. And I must now go flagellate myself for forgetting to tape it last night.

You didn't say romantic relationships, so I'm gonna go with J.D./Cox from Scrubs. Without it, the show would just be another sitcom.

Freaks And Geeks Stella Firefly Dead Like Me Stark Raving Mad Norm Sons & Daughters Clerks: TAS Arrested Development

Reiterating what I said earlier... *clears throat* He got jungle fever! He got jungle fever!

I always hated that thing, because it used to be on Teletoon all the time. I'm talking like daily.

They need to get Rob Friend. Seriously, not even a kick in the nads can keep him down.

And let's not forget her version of The Simple Life:

I'll have to reply on Ringo's Quebec connection, but isn't the interviewer some sort of French Canadian Paris Hilton type? Because you know he hit that after the cameras went off. Probably in that very room.

He's actually pissed off about not getting to sign Mase. Is that really something worth recording a song over?

Any Canadians that weren't raised with this cartoon were raised wrong: The Log Driver's Waltz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKZl6qEA-50

There goes the CFL as any kind of mainstream entity too. Seriously, Ted Rogers would piss on the flag if it would make him a few bucks.

Cohen > Dylan. Of course, Dylan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Simpson, so it all comes out in the wash. The album isn't great, but I'm sure it's better than anything Jessica Simpson could have come up with.

I actually like most of the single choices from Beyonce but this one just grates me. Probably because you expect something cool to happen everytime that drum hits, but instead it's just some generic R&B shit. I liked Deja Vu though, the production on that one was almost as ace as Crazy In Love.

She's not bad, but she's sortta like Kelly Clarkson minus the voice. Better than Justin Timberlake anyway. >_>

Dude, at least she had Veronica Mars. Nicholas Brendon has to do this flick too, only he hasn't been seen since Kitchen Confidential was DOA.

I forgot one... Barney Stinson - Because he singlehandedly elevates How I Met Your Mother from average to awesome.

There's no way he's leaving, because there is no show without Ari. Plus I'm pretty sure Mark Wahlberg is still repped by Ari Emanuel/Endeavor, so there has to be some sort of resolution.

I second all the Paris Hilton hate. The very tone of her voice makes my hair stand on end. Ditto with Zero on the Blue October shit. I'm not even more pissed at that, because I figured that they were Canadian and were getting play in Canada because of content laws. Now that I know that they're American and that radio stations are actually CHOOSING to play them it's both infuriating and depressing. The DJ Khaled - Grammy Family song is not so much as infuriating as confusing to me, because "Mr Anti-Homophobia" Kanye West drops an unnecessary "faggot" in his verse. Oh, and because it's like one chorus repeated over and over for 4 minutes.

The Protocols of Zion - 4/10 A subtlely Islamaphobic documentary that asks no questions, gives no answers and relies solely on emotion. It's kind of hard to chide Muslims for anti-Semitism when you stand quietly and let Jewish protestors call for the expulsion of all Arabs from Israel without so much as a follow up. The entire crux of the documentary is that: a) the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is bullshit, and b) there has been a rise in anti-Semitism since 9/11. The response to both points is of course, duh. The problem is that instead of examing why the book is still believed or why people still express anti-Semitism, director Marc Levin instead tries to hammer home those two original points, as if we don't believe him or something. Plenty of emotional appeal I guess, but documentaries are meant to inform, and in this it fails miserably.