Wow, if I'd have watched all of "Help Me Help You" last night I might have needed therapy by the end. ABC's schedule is pretty much shit. You've got "Six Degrees", a show that's literally about people walking around New York and bumping into each other, "Men with Trees", which is "A Minute With Stan Hooper" without the laughs, "Ugly Betty", which looks like a Hilary Duff movie come to the small screen, "Brothers & Sisters", which is so far up its own ass that it can't see straight, and "The Nine". That one's actually pretty good. Still though, what an awful new class.