Chris2K

This isn't the game for both Rice and Phillips to be playing in, I can't remember either of them doing anything of note in the first half, and especially Rice could be sacrificed for someone more creative. Why is Phil Foden the target man for these corners?

Genuinely think Scotland have been the better side, certainly they're putting more effort in.

People are literally booing the national anthems of the countries they are part of. Settle down, Matterface. It's a group game in the European Championships, it is not the biggest sporting event of the year.

Wow, it's bold to blow the final whistle 20 seconds before the injury time has elapsed, and even more so to do it when one team is in the final third.

What a ridiculous penalty decision. The only way that these sort of things aren't going to happen is to tie every players' arms to their sides.

This may sound crazy, but bare with me - I don't think we should have sacked Poch in the first place.

Gattuso was a disgusting player, seemingly a disgusting human being, and has won a whole 1 trophy as a manager. From the sound of it, Fonseca wasn't even the first to know about him being taken out of consideration, so we've treated him like shit too. This football club is an absolute mess.

So Ukraine are winning. Pandev just scored with a beautiful finish, but of course it was flagged offside 2 minutes later.

Come on Ciro, finish one of these so I can feel safe. Aww, thank you!

Bang. Like a laser into the corner, superb. That's his weaker foot as well.

Rule that one out VAR, I dare you

Chiellini .

CHIELLINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ARGH. Why does every goal I like get disallowed?

Forza Azzurri. There is no national anthem to touch the Italian one.

Bale is a really good footballer when he's not taking penalties. Imagine falling for the same trick twice from two consecutive corners.

Don't fuck with the Spurs-Welsh Mafia. Although Davies probably should have been sent off. No idea why Morrell went down like a twat either.

Dan James sure can run. Imagine how good he could be if he could do something after that.

Please don't invoke that name. I don't understand what the hesitation in a run-up is meant to do. No goalkeeper's going to see it and say "oh wait, he's hesitated, I'm going to change my mind about what I was going to do!"

There's a handball there, but more in the aftermath of the impact than the impact itself.

Oh Gareth, that trailing leg trick is a beauty. Oh good grief that's horrendous. These stupid run-ups are infuriating.

What a pass from Bale.

No booing of the taking a knee from the Turkish fans. No TV option for the 5 live commentary is a big issue. - Never mind, found it! Sky channel 981. And Ramsey should have scored. STOP HEADING IT ACROSS THE GOAL.

Kevin Magnussen will be returning to drive for McLaren... In their IndyCar team, replacing the injured Felix Rosenqvist. Also, Pirelli's final findings into the tyre blowouts was: "Debris not found to be the cause of the tyre failures in Baku; Pirelli say their tyres had "no production or quality defect", with blowouts caused by "circumferential break on the inner sidewall, which can be related to the running conditions of the tyre"; Teams adhered to the guidelines." Jenson Button has already called them out for their bullshit on Twitter.

Great finish. Don't suppose VAR wants to rule it out for anything? Please?

HAHAHA! GO FINLAND INDEED. Oh God dammit.