Chris2K

The Limers qualified! Now my unchangeable user status makes even less sense.

I assume it's because something to do with this, which I found when looking for why they were allowed in the Euros to begin with: And I assume FIFA is considered a major event organisation. As for Bottas, he was leaving the pits from a standard pit-stop position, something he must have done thousands of times, and chose this weekend of all times to drop it and nearly take out a mechanic. He has to be mentally frazzled at this point.

Oh boy, a whole extra week of Euro 96 nostalgia, now with added 66 World Cup nostalgia!

Absolute scenes in Munich.

With a 1-0 victory, the goal coming from one of the two shots on target.

BENZEMA! What a pass, what a finish.

Well I guess it's easier just to give an even softer penalty to France.

Meanwhile in Munich, they'll be playing water polo in a few minutes.

Jenas keeps saying it was for dangerous play, but by that logic every time a player kicks the ball it's a foul, because there's a chance he might kick a player by mistake. A keeper coming to punch the ball is as legal as a player kicking it.

Lloris touched the ball before the player, so... why is this a penalty? Did it even get checked? Looking at it again, because he touches the ball it bends his elbow, and the elbow then hits Danilo. Oh, and of course, fuck off Ronaldo.

Really happy New Zealand won the WTC, just a really well-balanced and constantly under-rated team who finally have a trophy to their name. Now if the ICC could just sort out the WTC scoring system to not make it quite so obvious they want a certain Asian country beginning with "I" to get to the final, that would be great. @MadJackdammit, I specified Asian to take Ireland out of the equation!

I'll take another 10 goals in this evening's fixtures as well, if the footballing gods would be so kind.

So. Many. Own. Goals.

Well that's the most bizarre goal of the competition sorted out.

Has to be miss of the tournament, although Spain are doing their best with two glaring misses in the space of a minute. Although neither player actually managed to touch the ball, which may take them out of the running.

Sweden not wasting any time today. 5 missed penalties in international competition in a row for Spain now.

If this is how Sterling and Kane play together I think Man City fans are going to need to temper their expectations somewhat.

I don't know what Sancho has done to upset Southgate, but the fact he hasn't played a minute in the tournament so far is ridiculous. Hey, there he is.

Looks like he got rocked in the process, based on previous medical issues that means that two England players will miss the next game due to concussion protocols. Damn Luka, that's pretty good.

I finished it, and Croatia scored. Whoops.

Dammit, I'm making a Frinkiac gif to express my boredom at England's build-up play, and they go and score. EDIT: I'm still going ahead with it.

Bye Russia. You shouldn't have been allowed in the tournament to begin with.

"They [Russia] have been poor second half" offers professional pundit Danny Murphy about the team losing 4-1.

Christensen!!! A rocket! And now Lukaku again! With his right foot! AND NOW DENMARK AGAIN. I CAN'T KEEP UP.

That'll be another own goal I guess, shame for Hradecky.