Chris2K

I've changed my mind, I'm here all night for Murphy trying to pronounce "Oyarzabal" after that first attempt. Positives: We're not losing. Emerson is doing well. Negatives: Donnarumma thinks we're playing in white. Spain are dominating the game.

That better not be the regular Spanish defensive cock-up that we've wasted.

Mowbray and Jenas are the BBC lead pair I believe, along with Matterface and Dixon for ITV. What a choice. Meanwhile we just dodged an RPG with that poor control. Can't get the ball.

Fucking Danny Murphy to ruin it on the commentary side.

Me too, and it's making me very nervous. Forza Azzurri, just because that seems to have worked every other time.

And now the entire England ODI team has to be replaced due to a COVID outbreak. Thankfully Stokes is available as he wasn't in the bubble for the Sri Lanka games.

I hope Raducanu is OK, she didn't look herself throughout. (I assume at least, I've only seen her play twice.)

Jimmy Anderson took his 1,000th first class wicket today, bowling from the end named after him, and finished the innings with 7-19. A ridiculous man.

Ridiculous penalty for Norris, even Horner said it was a racing incident. It may just be me, but it always feels like when Derek Warwick is in charge of the stewards for a race the penalties get handed out left, right and centre.

I see him on the bench, get Chris Powell on.

Watching Luke Shaw come off after that performance gives me the urge to say this for the first time in a while - fuck Mourinho.

This is getting somewhat embarrassing. I mean, conceding to a header from Jordan Henderson?

IT'S A ROUT. KANE FOR GOLDEN BOOT.

England debuted their new "only score goals with their attack" gimmick. It got a positive response.

I think it's safe to say I've reached the "what on earth is going" part of Mario Golf's adventure mode.

Oh Harry, never change.

I know this is hardly important in the grand scheme of things, but the English players are all dreadful singers. Ah, that would explain the boos for the Ukraine anthem. Fair play to the stadium for just blasting the music louder.

I don't know what Grealish has to do to get in the starting XI at this point.

That cross was something else.

Clive "not giving a fuck" Tyldesley ripping in to this match being played in Baku is a joy to behold.

LANDO. What an incredible lap that was.

Her backhand is incredible and she has such confidence in playing aggressively, so her style of play is great to watch too.

Exactly the same 5 drivers out in Q1 as were knocked out last week. I do have to question what the point of the double-races are when there is barely any difference from one week to the other, it just seems unfair to drivers and teams that don't suit that track. Maybe we simply don't need 23 races, wouldn't 22 be enough? That said, get in there George!

I think we should be admiring his bravery and willingness to celebrate with the team, despite what must have been severe pain. Heaven knows there was nothing else to admire about his performance last night,