Chris2K

Dixon is now going full "the referee's biased" and I'm muting the TV.

Based on previous instances I'm assuming if England lose this, the referee's address and phone number will be on the internet within the hour after full time.

AND Dolberg? What are they doing?

This referee is in no mood to let the play flow, last night's was far superior. Hope he gets the final.

The goalkeeping expert Gary Neville criticising Pickford is somewhat annoying.

Walker and Shaw both held down the square button way too long for those weird crosses.

Well that is one hell of a save. And that is an equaliser! Not an own goal for Kjaer, please?

Get Trippier on just to take the free kick.

Based on this tournament I would be very happy for Vestergaard to move to Spurs this summer. I love sarcasm as much as anyone, but I really don't like it when listening to football commentator. It seems to be the only thing Dixon has to offer. Hey, that's a goal from a free kick!

He also said "semi finals don't happen very often" because apparently the only tournaments that take place in the world are international football ones. I miss Clive Tyldsley.

I know I am.

I HATE THAT RUN UP BUT I LOVE YOU JORGINHO

YES MORATA, BACK TO FORM

What a great fucking start. That's more encouraging.

Why is Enrique giving instructions for a penalty shoot-out on a tactics chart? Are they planning on some contrived set pieces? OK Jurgen, ruin my fun. Chiellini is amazing

I didn't get fooled by that lack of offside flag, thankfully. I'm going to predict 4-2 Spain in the shoot-out.

Chiesa injured for good measure.

I don't think the ball's gone inside the Spanish penalty area (except for pass backs) since Berardi's missed chance 35 minutes ago. And now we're time-wasting for penalties. What an embarrassment.

Everyone saying how great a game this is, and I'm sat here thinking that has been 90 minutes of torture.

That's going to be a penalty on a VAR check.

Will. They've got three fresh strikers on the pitch, we have Berardi up front and two tired wingers. OK, Belotti instead of one of the wingers helps.

Berardi's right foot is hilariously bad for a professional footballer. Spain's to lose now.

Oyarzabal's lack of finishing is going to be a difference maker here.

This is worse than the performance against Austria at the moment. Just completely incapable of keeping hold of the ball. FUCK YES CHIESA