Chris2K

What the actual fuck is that decision?

Didn't take long. Hopefully Dion Dublin thinking that overhead kick was a deliberate cross is not a sign of commentary to come. And here's VAR to make things over-complicated.

I think Mick just proved why he doesn't have a race seat next year.

100 times this. Crosses are not the way I usually play, mainly because the AI win a disproportionate amount of headers, and whenever I'm ready to cross it my forwards are usually ten yards outside of the penalty area.

I bet the Clippers are really happy they gave up Shai Gilgeous-Alexander to win a championship with Kahwi and Paul George, but hey, at least they didn't give up 7 first round draft picks as well. Oh. Oh no. Meanwhile the Hornets city jerseys don't appear to have been worn in a game yet, adding evidence that their abbreviation is just really hard to find.

So happy for Seb to get to Q3, once again trouncing Stroll for good measure.

I'm enjoying it so far, but, and I say this without meaning any disrespect... Flamigo is the laziest design and naming of a Pokémon in history. And I include Seel in that.

Winston Duke confirms M'Baku is now the King of Wakanda.

It appears the Qataris have got their way - Beer sales banned at World Cup stadiums in Qatar. Dammit, I got Linekered

Same here, the opening cave got really glitchy for me. Twitter suggests that its less of an issue playing it handheld than docked.

The whole opening is brutal. Forcing you to spend time with three adorable Pokémon, then making you choose only one of them, watching as another gets taken away only for you to curb stomp it in a battle, and the other is left alone without its friends. Bring back the days of them hidden away in Poké Balls so I don't have to feel so damn guilty.

I bet they're glad they went with the "everyone stays on the street" ending so that all the cast are right there waiting to pick up where they left off. I wonder if there was more than a little bit of hope of someone picking it up that led to the ending keeping everything at the status quo.

It's so easy to hate the Nets, even without Kyrie, when KD is giving interviews like this: They sure played well giving up 153 to the Kings last night.

Please tell me nobody here is someone who is starting these Golden Goal friendlies, immediately going into the pause menu to substitute as many players as possible, then kicking the ball out of play? It's just one goal, cope with the team you have. It takes longer to make the subs than finish the game without doing it. Here's my favourite game so far, the whole match to be exact.

There have been some bizarrely negative reviews, like this 1 star one from the Telegraph, where the comments are full of "go woke, go broke" idiots. I guess the 13th biggest opening weekend of all time is "going broke".

Well my 5 wins with 6 Qatari players have amounted to nothing, as I didn't realise that the striker I traded for was not a "World Cup" player so he didn't count. At least I have a good way of winning - give the ball to Jonny Ikone, have him run around their entire defence, either pass or shoot - score.

The answer to this is that the FIA forgot to include his number in the "lapped cars can overtake" message, so he stayed where he was and had to just dive out of the way when the race restarted.

Toto dialing in from Zoom is peek-Toto.

Not ignored apparently, flat-out refused, not because of the gap but because of "you know the reasons". What a great team player.

GO GEORGE GO! Max ignored the order to let Checo through

"And after the top 9 all collide, Max Verstappen wins the Brazilian Sao Paulo Grand Prix!" Ocon being a dick in Brazil seems to be a running theme.

Why do I get the feeling George isn't winning this race because of this safety car?

You're right, it's not too bad. I gave it a go and beat someone who was going for a Senegal win but had Haaland, Mbappe and Kounate as part of the remainder of their team, I won in 6 in-game minutes after Lukaku hit the bar and a 75 rated Qatarian RW playing at LW scuffed home the rebound.

Penalty to Max... after seeing it again I'd say it was only slightly his fault so that seems harsh. Norris getting a penalty is a slam dunk though.

Fuck off Max, you've won the title, why are you doing that? Now Leclerc off! EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING.