Chris2K

I did wonder how they were going to make last season remotely interesting, unfortunately it seems the answer is making the team principals front and centre. Still, time to pay for one month of Netflix to watch it.

The Mercedes is here, and you'll never guess what colour it is... At this point there's nothing more useless than the colour setting on my TV. Yesterday was Ferrari, who have also added more black to the usual red. I'm aware I'm turning into this guy.

Another team choosing black as their main colour. Thankfully the papaya should still stand out enough.

The FCC are getting ready to count the millions of dollars they're getting in fines from all this swearing.

Clark Hunt getting ready to celebrate his undeniable talent of inheriting a franchise from his father. Way to go, champ.

This game is ridonkulous.

The pitch seems to have got even worse. Someone slipped on every play on that drive.

I was wondering that too, based on the seemingly deliberate choice of that outfit to highlight her midriff, and the fact she did very little dancing. Fair play for her for going on that platform because it was wobbly as hell.

They have one dance move, both arms swinging in the same direction, and by God are they going to do it as many times as possible.

The audio on this sounds really weird.

I can't wait, but I also can wait because the longer I do, the longer they are all still alive in my MCU viewing canon.

2 Rushing and 1 Throwing TD is pretty much a guaranteed MVP if Philly win.

Imagine willingly giving up a 24-year-old AJ Brown in a trade.

This is going to be a ridiculous game if the first 10 minutes are anything to go by.

Someone better make sure Salt Bae isn't around to get his hands on that trophy.

My food preparation for this has been abysmal. I've somehow left myself with only Monster Munch and Creme Eggs.

This season. It's made what used to be a clear decision (BBC) into a tough one as both ITV and Sky will have adverts. I'm going Sky because I'm paying for it, so I may as well use it. I'm sure the US commentary will be on both though. Nothing sums up DJ Khaled like being the hype man for both teams. Dude will literally represent anything that pays him, and I'm still struggling to understand why he is popular.

Yakuza 4 done. I cannot stress enough how much better 4 was than 3. On to 5 we go...

I may or may not still do this. It's never shown to work, I just did it back when the rumour was prominent and haven't stopped. Mortal Kombat's rumours and secrets are always fun, even if it's something they started themselves with the inclusion of Reptile in the first game. My favourite has to be someone seeing "Ermac" in the game code and thinking it was a secret character, when in reality it stood for "error macro". But then they made a character called Ermac for the next game anyway.

I no longer support this statement, as it appears Beverley is getting a buy out to rejoin... the Timberwolves.

The last hour has been mad, I refreshed Woj's Twitter after a fifteen minute interval and about ten trades had happened. My favourite might be the Lakers trading Pat Bev to the Magic for Mo Bamba.

This just begs the question; who are the 2023 versions of Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett?

Well this is what I get for going to sleep during the trade deadline silly season. Firstly, and obviously most importantly, Conley is a great short-term improvement on D'Lo, who has deteriorated quite spectacularly this season. The only issue is that he's very good friends with KAT, so I'm worried this might encourage KAT to look elsewhere. How the Suns managed to get KD without giving up CP3, Booker or Ayton is crazy. Those 4 on the same team gives them no excuse not to at least get to the finals, provided they can all get/stay healthy. And they need to win now, given that they now have next-to-no 1st round picks for the rest of the decade. Jakob Poeltl has gone to the Raptors, which is strange because I was expecting him to go to a bigger contender like Boston, but also because the Raptors were expected to blow up their entire team and they seem to be going the other way.

Nothing says "2022-23 Lakers" like LeBron breaking the scoring record whilst the team loses at home to the Thunder.

I must be some kind of prophet. Some time between posting it and joining the Mavericks, Kyrie's apology about his anti-semetism has been deleted.