Chris2K

As a Spurs fan that is far more interested in hating Man Utd than Arsenal, I haven't got a problem with Maxwell. Saskia has gained many points of hawtness over the last week, except her tits are possibly too big... to the extent they're starting to sag already. I loved the counting game too. Seriously didn't see the BOO coming.

Ramsay is an absolute LEGEND in the UK, and is regarded as the best chef in the country. He never wanted to be a TV chef but was thrust into the limelight due to his abilities. He first went after a career in football (soccer) but a leg injury forced him to retire at just 18. He took up cooking, and eventually worked under *** Michelin Chef Michelle Roux before setting up his own resteraunt and becoming a *** Michelin chef himself. He doesn't do Hell's Kitchen over here any more, instead he has an awesome programme called Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares where he tries to turn around a failing restaurant by changing things, such as re-motivating staff, and sometimes teaching the chefs how to actually cook. All whilst swearing a lot.

Source: BBC Sport Oh hell yeah.

I guess worries about Robinson can be appeased by Man Utd signing Van Der Sar. Damn shame about the UEFA cup though.

Source: BBC Sport Sure came out of nowhere...

Mudda could be right according to the latest odds: Source: DS:BB. And apparently, Makosi won't be the unlucky housemate next week, it's going to change weekly because otherwise Makosi would likely get an unfair advantage due to her being bullied by BB.

Peter Serafinowicz, the legend behind Look Around You and Hardware, was the voice of Darth Maul in TPM. Courtesy of Have I Got News For You.

You know who'd make a great BB voice? Norman Lovett.

1. Roberto 2. Maxwell 3. Saskia 4. Craig 5. Sam 6. Derek 7. Lesley 8. Science 9. Vanessa 10. Mary 11. Kemal 12. Mosaki 13. Anthony

Not been a Saskia before to my knowledge. And to complete the human freak show, they have this muppet.

Hey, she has a butter face.

Did Channel 4 just go and raid a local asylum or something?

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

All I wanted was one hot blonde chick.

This is a joke, right?

vs. Close call.

And here's our first evictee!

Roberto seems cool. He speaks better English than most of them.

HE'S BEING BOOED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hope he falls down the stairs.

And Anthony takes over Stuart's role as "house fucktard".

It's the black version of Jade come to haunt our televisions.

I think I preferred Kitten in the sailor suit last year to Lynsuck in the nurse's uniform. She seriously looks like the Michelin man.

So far, in order of preference: Maxwell Derek Sam Lyndsey Hopefully we'll get a pretty blonde like Nush or Shell again.

Hey-hey! A cockney GEEZA

The make-up on his cheek made me laugh. Jeez, they picked two whores. Anyone think they want sex in the house again perchance?