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Assuming Kane will leave, to replace him we're going to have to scout players who don't want to play European football and have a keen interest in go-karting. Just got my emergency alert test through on my phone, which if it was accurate, should have come through when the third goal went in.

Genuinely think we could see a team with the first double-digit score in Premier League history. And I'm not willing to predict it would stop at 10.

So embarrassing. Whilst Conte shouldn't have said the players didn't care publicly, he seemingly couldn't have been more right.

Not that I have any sympathy for Dillon Brooks in any situation, but these flagrant 2/ejections for inadvertent groin shots are getting out of hand. That said, the Grizzlies looked completely done long before then. I really wish the T-Wolves had got the 7 seed, then we might go further instead of getting swept by the Nuggets.

I'm still baffled by the decision to eject Harden, but not Embiid. Can't help feeling the Harden decision was made after they saw Embiid's kick again and regretted not throwing him out.

Some prime clutch collapsing from the Saints.

The "when is a throw not a throw" debate may be in my all time Taskmaster moments.

Not new by any means, but I saw this and it made me miss these kits from 95/96, giving me all the nostalgia feels.

Finale:

Michael Schumacher's family plan legal action after AI-generated 'interview' Welcome to 2023, where people are not only willing to use AI to conduct fake interviews, but also put it on the front page of their magazine. Absolutely disgusting.

Yeah, the Kelly Piquet love triangle is a weird one. Max is essentially the step-father to Kyvat's child. Speaking of Kyvat, he has changed his nationality to Italian to allow him to start getting drives again.

Seriously, fuck Draymond Green. We all knew what kind of person he was already, but to curb stomp a guy in the chest, then go around celebrating that he curb stomped a guy in the chest, then start picking fights with fans who are upset that he curb stomped a guy in the chest goes far beyond anything I thought he could be. So yeah, I hope the Kings sweep the Warriors now, and the sooner Draymond retires, the better.

The Warriors/Kings game was great, I like both teams so it's a shame that they're meeting this early on. I can see it going to 7, probably with the Kings winning because of the Warriors being so bizarrely bad on the road.

Given how much of a struggle it was this year, and that next year Conley will be a year older, KAT will be missing his buddy D'Lo, and Gobert will continue to get worse, I think we'll have you covered.

From a human interest standpoint, it's always interesting to see a new low achieved. Not fun, but interesting.

WOO! PLAYOFFS! NEVER IN DOUBT! BRING ON THE NUGGETS! I didn't mention it at the time, but it was quite hilarious that the bare bones of the T-Wolves, with KAT on 5 fouls and Ant seemingly forgetting how to play basketball, had a 15 point lead, gave it up, but still took the Lakers to OT.

Grogu debuted his new gimmick "2012-14 Daniel Bryan". It got a positive response from me, and I assume a very negative response from the rest of the internet.

I am looking forward to this a lot. The combination of an army of Flerkens and Imam Vellani reacting to everything might be too good to miss.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie takes in $377m in its opening week, the highest takings for an animated movie's opening week in history.

After all that madness we still beat the Pelicans to get the 8 seed, giving us two chances to lose and miss the playoffs. Good job we have McDaniels to defend against LeBron... oh.

Oh boy, a cherry made of shit to go on top of the icing on the crap cake.

I went back to check what my thoughts were at the time, and it appears I used a non-committal response to hide my lingering doubts. I did say he was a very good defender, which evidently wasn't part of the trade.

It would be cruel and unfair to suggest that Koepka has forgotten what playing 72 holes feels like. I hope Rahm wins for non-LIV reasons, but mainly because of a European winner.

Ah, the icing on the crap cake of a season. How wonderrful.

Monster Energy allegedly attempted to get Pokemon (I.e. Pocket Monsters) and Monster Hunter to change their names to avoid 'customer confusion'. They failed.