Chris2K

Michael Schumacher's family plan legal action after AI-generated 'interview' Welcome to 2023, where people are not only willing to use AI to conduct fake interviews, but also put it on the front page of their magazine. Absolutely disgusting.

Yeah, the Kelly Piquet love triangle is a weird one. Max is essentially the step-father to Kyvat's child. Speaking of Kyvat, he has changed his nationality to Italian to allow him to start getting drives again.

Seriously, fuck Draymond Green. We all knew what kind of person he was already, but to curb stomp a guy in the chest, then go around celebrating that he curb stomped a guy in the chest, then start picking fights with fans who are upset that he curb stomped a guy in the chest goes far beyond anything I thought he could be. So yeah, I hope the Kings sweep the Warriors now, and the sooner Draymond retires, the better.

The Warriors/Kings game was great, I like both teams so it's a shame that they're meeting this early on. I can see it going to 7, probably with the Kings winning because of the Warriors being so bizarrely bad on the road.

Given how much of a struggle it was this year, and that next year Conley will be a year older, KAT will be missing his buddy D'Lo, and Gobert will continue to get worse, I think we'll have you covered.

From a human interest standpoint, it's always interesting to see a new low achieved. Not fun, but interesting.

WOO! PLAYOFFS! NEVER IN DOUBT! BRING ON THE NUGGETS! I didn't mention it at the time, but it was quite hilarious that the bare bones of the T-Wolves, with KAT on 5 fouls and Ant seemingly forgetting how to play basketball, had a 15 point lead, gave it up, but still took the Lakers to OT.

Grogu debuted his new gimmick "2012-14 Daniel Bryan". It got a positive response from me, and I assume a very negative response from the rest of the internet.

I am looking forward to this a lot. The combination of an army of Flerkens and Imam Vellani reacting to everything might be too good to miss.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie takes in $377m in its opening week, the highest takings for an animated movie's opening week in history.

After all that madness we still beat the Pelicans to get the 8 seed, giving us two chances to lose and miss the playoffs. Good job we have McDaniels to defend against LeBron... oh.

Oh boy, a cherry made of shit to go on top of the icing on the crap cake.

I went back to check what my thoughts were at the time, and it appears I used a non-committal response to hide my lingering doubts. I did say he was a very good defender, which evidently wasn't part of the trade.

It would be cruel and unfair to suggest that Koepka has forgotten what playing 72 holes feels like. I hope Rahm wins for non-LIV reasons, but mainly because of a European winner.

Ah, the icing on the crap cake of a season. How wonderrful.

Monster Energy allegedly attempted to get Pokemon (I.e. Pocket Monsters) and Monster Hunter to change their names to avoid 'customer confusion'. They failed.

And to be fair, Dwane Casey didn't give a press conference after a Pistons game saying that his owner and GM told him not to play any of their starters to make sure they lost a game. Also I'm not sure anyone in the NBA front office could name the Pistons starting five.

Whoops.

Stellini's sending off was hilarious, standing 10 yards away from any of the drama that was happening, but still getting sent off for some reason. Some fine refereeing. Of course it only stays hilarious if it gets rescinded. As for Sonny, he only seems to score worldies this year.

I've just seen that Jason Kidd basically said in his post-match press conference that they were ordered to lose by Mark Cuban and Nico Harrison "as part of the process of building to a championship". I mean, it was obvious that was the plan given that every regular starter either didn't play or played minimal minutes, but methinks Jason Kidd might be looking for a new job soon for saying it publicly.

At this rate the T-Wolves trading for Gobert might look just as silly. At least the Mavs have some draft picks in the next five years, and I can't see us getting through the play in.

Oh I was only joking. I'm sure Heckingbottom will be the only one come the opening game of next season.

I can hear Greg Norman crowing about one of "his" guys winning already. It'll be interesting to see what they do tomorrow, because trees coming down on unsuspecting watchers doesn't seem like a very safe environment. Thankfully, and perhaps miraculously, nobody has been hurt.

I think you'll find the Chelsea manager is English and only 44.