Chris2K

From my perspective there's been a lot of commentary abuse, mainly from me, and all of it deserving. Speaking of that, Phil Neville reacts to criticism of his commentary. At least he's got the right attitude about it.

If Ghana had Tony Yeboah up front this would be 4-1 by now. All off the underside of the crossbar for good measure.

Good job Gyan gets paid £140,000 a week to miss chances like that in a shitty league.

The gutsy American hero makes his heroic comeback against those evil Russians Ghanaians.

If Katy Perry is there I will eat my proverbial hat. This game is already infinitely better than Iran/Nigeria. Dempsey's juiced to add some extra drama.

Ghana's defence looks really shaky. As does Jozy Altidore. I remember when Freddy Adu was the next Pele. Apparently he was born in Ghana.

I have to say I find the USA away kit to be rather swish.

I've had that before and I tend to uninstall the app and re-install it. Takes a while mind you.

Nobody throws a tantrum better than Cristiano.

I know, I'm just pretending to be a booker . Ozil tried to finish that in the style of a man whose team are 3-0 up with a man advantage.

Joe Hart is in a disproportionate amount of adverts compared to every other footballer. If I was booking this tournament I wouldn't have put the three "Big" games (Italy/England, Spain/Holland, Germany/Portugal) in the opening round of fixtures. I looked ahead at the schedule and there's a distinct lack of exciting games on paper.

Pepe using some vintage Junkyard Dog with the headbutt to the grounded opponent.

What a prat.

This is more one-sided than I was expecting. That header was just brutal.

Oh Sami, you should've scored that sir.

This is eight games in a row with three goals or more, and four of the last five games have finished 2-1. Wacky. Seeing how Mexico had two perfectly good goals disallowed you could even say every game has had three or more goals. And if you're saying that then every half of football has had a goal as the Mexico/Cameroon first half (with the two disallowed goals) is the only one that hasn't.

I didn't really do many signs but was playing again today (forgot about my free missions for pre-ordering) and got "Hey dawg, I heard you like signs?" and "Do You Even Lift?"

Gah, I was about to go to bed and now I really should stay up to see if there's any late drama

Argentina have really picked things up since the second goal which was a good'un.

I cannot believe Lawrenson can't remember Maxi Rodriguez's goal against Mexico if he was even commentating on the game. It's one of the best goals I've ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VZ_P_GjMiU Here it is, complete with Lawro commentary.

If Benzema got that one earlier I guess FIFA are probably working on trying to give Messi that one.

Poor Bosnia .

"I, A HUMAN, AM DISAGREEING WITH A COMPUTER SYSTEM THAT CANNOT BE INACCURATE". AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH,

THERE IS NO FUCKING CONTROVERSY. WHY CAN NOBODY IN THAT STADIUM UNDERSTAND THIS. If I hear the words "Frank Lampard" any time soon I'm going to punch my TV.

Fuck off Pearce, it's quite simple. It didn't go in off the post, it went in off the goalkeeper.