Chris2K

This fluff piece on capoeira is not helping my bad mood. Now Nick Grimshaw is on my screen. I believe my blood has officially boiled.

I'm really pissed off, Italy are playing like they have nothing to play for and we're still not safe in the group with a win here. This team would have been stuffed by England and will be stuffed by Costa Rica and Uruguay if they don't get their act together.

For fuck's sake. We're going out with England at this rate.

This is quite worrying at the moment. Costa Rica seem far more up for it. It doesn't help that the linesman puts his flag up every time Mario gets the ball. Oh man that was a penalty.

This upcoming Japan/Greece match is not gripping my interest.

If/When Italy beat Costa Rica there's no chance of them playing a full strength side against Uruguay.

Now would be a good time to join me in supporting Italy, at least for the next two games. I think Adrian Chiles is going to cry.

JOE HART'S UP!

Hey look, another fuck up.

Yup, and moving to left back where he has to run more.

IT'S HAPPENED. IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED.

He and Uruguay shouldn't be given an option. Head trauma research is so well known these days that the fact he's back on is scandalous.

If he comes back on with what is obviously a concussion there are going to be serious consequences.

It appears cheating is in Raheem Sterling's DNA, so he's obviously not English. Holy crap that's a knee to the face. GROUNDED OPPONENT RAHEEM, ILLEGAL KNEE.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE TOWNSEND HE DID NOT "HIT IT TOO WELL".

That explains his looks, but what about the football?

Great save, although it was fairly close to him.

This is really, really bad now. Everyone looks clueless.

More corners than a dodecahedron.

Defensively a bit of a shambles there. To be honest Cavani and Suarez against Cahill and Jagielka is a bit one-sided.

How did he even get his head on that. That was truly unlucky.

England seem totally flummoxed at the concept of a corner that isn't just hoofed into the area. Yeah that was a corner, let's hope we don't get four years of "WE NEED TOUCHLINE TECHNOLOGY, ENGLAND WERE SCREWED" as a result. And that should have been a second yellow.

"Gary Cahill knows Edison Cavani, he played against him twice in the Champions League this season." This is not how football works.

I was always confident it wasn't in.

Free kick just outside the area? This is the time Wayne... Well that was mighty close.