Chris2K

It'll go to Brady, 'cos, y'know, Brady.

I think it's safe to say Brady won't be throwing a pass over ten yards for the remainder of the game.

Well that was quite the blatant act of pass interference.

I'm not saying you should be nervous GoGo, but I can't think of any other way to end this sentance.

That play-action bootleg wide receiver cross play is literally how I pick up all my passing yards in Madden.

Baldwin would make a perfect pro wrestling manager for Lynch. He can do all the hype whilst Lynch stands there looking menacing and eating Skittles.

Pfft, why cover Doug Baldwin? And a celebration penalty because nobody can do anything even slightly entertaining.

Two hours is better than I expected . And yeah he would have been useful against the Ravens but that's because he's a back-up at best and Bell was injured. I shall now try not to mention him again. Wilson seems to have found his rhythm.

WAGNER! Don't say another pick results in an injury?

LaGarratte Blount is having a game that really proves why he should have been playing more than Le'Veon Bell. Oh, wait.

Yes, Missy Elliott did a great job of biding time for Katy to get strapped to her firework. Katy was amazing. Now, GO HAWKS. CHRIS MATTHEWS FOR HALL OF FAME.

I realise that she is caked with make-up and dressed head-to-toe by a team of people paid exclusively to do it... But Katy Perry is the most beautiful woman on the planet.

YAY! THE TIMING OF THAT TOUCHDOWN IS ALMOST AS IMPORTANT AS THE POINTS! AND NOW KATY PERRY

Ugh. The timing of that touchdown is almost as important as the points. And oh sweet Jesus, that elbow.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST!!

That's a hell of a catch Chris Matthews! I'll even pretend I've heard of you for that!

I switched to Channel 4 as it's Coombes and Carlson in studio and they had the Mars advert where the dog plays the panpipes. I'll stay here now.

It's a slight concern at how the Pats have just completed dominated the game so far.

I'm disappointed that we didn't get the same pre-match routine as last year with the seahawk flying around. I'm sure they could have found an angry, drunk guy in a sports jersey to run around representing New England. That was a very quick first quarter. Katy better start getting her first of a thousand costumes ready earlier than expected.

PICKED OFF IN THE RED ZONE! I have no idea who Brady was throwing to.

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I'll say this once now to save me saying this frequently throughout the night: Fuck LaGarrette Blount.

No safety so the Pats are already doing better than the Broncos.

For safety reasons Joe Namath has been kept a long, long way away from this coin toss.

One from the Vince McMahon collection.