Chris2K

Pfft, nobody's too quick for our defence when they're rolling on the ground An equaliser is coming. This can't hold on forever.

Belgium have really turned it up, on the other hand Candreva is playing like a demon down the right.

Well this is the first time in a while that I wished Jan Vertonghen wasn't so bloody good. Oh sweet Jesus that was close. And that's a hell of a save from Courtois. This match is kicking off.

Meh, maybe I'm being harsh, but he should have at least got it on target. My main complaint is the lack of attacking options that Serie A has produced recently.

A decent striker scores that 99 times out of a hundred. Evidently a Southampton substitute doesn't count as that. Only Fellaini could win a header against a player a foot shorter whilst also pulverising him.

GIACCHERINI~!~!~!~!~!~!

Well yeah, but they will always struggle to have a fraternal twin of a completely different race.

Andiamo Italia etc., although I struggle to see us winning against this Belgian side with such a weak attack. I'm not entirely sure why we're in white against a team playing in red, black and yellow. I don't see how blue clashes with that. Oh wow, Fellaini looks like an absolute muppet.

Never fear, here comes the legend of Keane.

Beautifully side-footed two yards wide from six yards out there.

If you could put the same level of effort into the next Team PCC Kats that would be just swell .

Or the guy in charge of the national anthems at the Copa America has found a new job.

Germany look alarmingly unprepared, and seemingly unwilling to shoot unless it's absolutely necessary. Or they could do that, perfect counter-attack. Great that Schweinsteiger scored as well.

The new mode looks interesting, kinda disappointing that it seems you'll be locked in to being that one guy with no customisation. On the other hand it avoids the NBA2K16 issue of making a white guy with black parents and a black twin sister.

I seem to remember getting so violently angry about it that I typed a post entirely in caps with about ten profanities in it. And I like Jonathan Pearce. EDIT: Perhaps I just said all that out loud as I found the part and I was just normally typing with occasional swearing. I did find this from me though.

Hey, Drederick Tatum has just arrived.

This is becoming like a boxing match where one boxer is just constantly punching the other who won't go down. I'm no doctor, but I think Northern Ireland have Homer Simpson Syndrome.

I haven't watched a Northern Ireland game in a while, but nothing has changed; all the players still look incredibly awkward when God Save The Queen plays.

Corluka has certain;y spent a lot of time bleeding profusely in this game. Croatia should be 3 up at least.

Come on guys, it's Turkey/Croatia! And Andy Townsend's back on commentary!

How on Earth did they get explosive items into the stadium with the additional security? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand England.

Raheem Sterling somehow managed to turn a counter attack into conceding a free kick. Is there really nobody else? Hey he's coming off and getting applauded. Hopefully sarcastically.

Wilshire will have to take off his tracksuit so there's a chance he might not make it on to the pitch.

ERIC FUCKING DIER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. No player on the pitch deserves the goal more.