Chris2K

Pats with the ball, they'll 12 yard pass their way down for a touchdown and I'll give up on this sport.

15 minutes officially, if the first drive ends in a touchdown it's over, if it's a field goal then the other team has a chance to score before it's over. If they score a field goal too the it carries on until next points win. If the first team doesn't score at all on the first drive it's first points win all around.

Until Brady throws a 90 yard TD pass off the roof into the hands of Edelman in the endzone. Also, 15 minutes. Or first Touchdown, or first points if the first drive isn't a touchdown.

Why the fuck are you taking the ball out of the end zone. Why are the Falcons actively trying to lose this game?

1 yard line? Why not try a throw on a slant pattern? They didn't.

This is considered the 2016 NFL season, so the Pats winning this game would be the final fresh shit on the shitty icing of the shitty cake that 2016 was.

It's going to be 28-28 in 3 minutes time, isn't it

Juli-Oh My God what a catch.

Yeah, right in the eye.

Oh fuck, they're going to come back aren't they.

Jeez, they're triple-teaming Julio Jones and leaving every other receiver in single coverage. I mean great, you've stopped Julio Jones, but at the cost of a 21-3 deficit. Oh, 28-3 deficit.

I love listening to Jay Ajayi talk. Every word is a toss-up between whether it'll come out in a British or American accent.

How disappointing, we didn't get the line "want you in my rear window" sung at the Super Bowl. That was really good though, I've never been a huge Gaga fan but she does have some epic songs and singing live she sounds great.

Fair play to her for jumping off the roof. I'm expecting some kind of Anti-Trump message during this, although I fear the opening snarky pledge of allegiance might be the only thing she'll be allowed. Although Born This Way is something quite appropriate. Could they not get a keytar that isn't plugged into anything instead of a fake one where the keys don't even move?

RUN ROBERT ALFORD RUN!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COME ON FALCONS! Please don't blow this.

HA! FUCK YOU BLOUNT!

Hell of a run by Freeman, shame they didn't manage to capitalise on it.

What are the UK guys doing broadcast wise? I am impressed that Sky managed to get Ndamukong Suh, but the rest of their team is so off-putting that I'm going with BBC. Plus less adverts. AND MIKE CARLSON'S BACK ON TV!!!

Patriots 24-3 to really make me annoyed for watching it.

And sweet Jesus did he smack it hard.

And while I'm complaining, in what universe does a wrestler who has just been on the receiving end of a brutal move and escaped a pinfall by the skin of his teeth immediately go straight back on offense? Surely if you pin someone you should be allowed an extra turn (particularly when you've earned one from a 5 gem move which for some reason gets completely ignored).

It's bizarre that you can only request health for knocked out superstars and not someone with 1 unit of health remaining. Or any other level of health.

I'm not that motivated for this RTG, mainly because I'm likely to be +1ing for a card that won't be actually good enough to get in my RTG team once I get it. That really doesn't make a lot of sense.

I've applied to join the faction under this name, I was in a pretty good one I think but there seems to be very little point to them at the moment