Chris2K

I'm still slightly confused as to how Aston Martin (or Infiniti before them) can be called the title sponsor of a team called "Red Bull Racing".

If anyone ever needs a definition of "Tottenham Hotspur" then "drawing against Juventus and Rochdale in the space of a week" is perfect.

Oh God. I actually feel bad. Of course I'll feel worse if Kane misses. And Danny Rose actually did something quite nice which is surprising.

I assume whoever told Juan Foyth he would make a good centre back is somewhere laughing his head off at how long his practical joke has lasted for. Thank God. Lucas has been really good so I'm glad he got the goal.

Ugh. We deserve to be behind, Son seems to be taking the piss and not shooting until he's played seven 1-2s first, Llorente is more interested in holding the ball up than being a striker, and Foyth is offering nothing in defence. Unfortunately it means the second half is going to be absolute garbage to watch.

If I ever hear Bill Walton is going to be on commentary again I'm either switching off or muting the TV. I don't need someone trying to be a heel colour commentator/fanboy on a sporting event.

I really need a new team. The owner of my current one constantly snipes at me halfway through a team event for not contributing enough, and my explanation of "you realise I'm asleep for 8 of the first 10 hours right?" doesn't seem to be something they understand. Then there was me trying to explain that after we got the Beast card in Team RD we couldn't just "grind more to get the Monster card", because that's not how it works.

Holy forking shirtballs, I don't think I've seen a goal from a shot as powerful as Aguero's. Some of Shearer's were lethal, but that was even better.

I had no idea The Good Place was a thing until about 4pm yesterday, now I've watched almost every episode. I love it, and Michael Schur may now be my favourite television creator of all time. (Season 1 and halfway through season 2 below)

I'm pretty sure that Brady reached out for Foles, but he just couldn't quite catch him.

Thank you God and Jesus for choosing the Philadelphia Eagles to win this sporting contest, because that's how religion works.

You lift that trophy Mr. Lurie, that chair couldn't sit in itself, someone NEEDED to sit there!

I look forward to seeing how many Eagles accept the White House invitation, and how Trump reacts to the people who turn it down.

Time for my annual "here comes the owner to lift the trophy for all his hard work" post, making a return after missing last year when I stormed off to bed as soon as the OT touchdown happened.

Really should've picked that off... EAGLES WIN PENNSYLVANIA WIN STEELERS ARE STILL THE MOST WINNINGEST TEAM IN POST-MERGER NFL HISTORY JAMES HARRISON REMOVING STREAMERS FROM HIMSELF AS HE WALKS OFF THE FIELD MAKES ME SO HAPPY, TAKE THAT TRAITOR!!!

So, what play will the Pats go for on their 2 point conversion?

You beautiful, small man.

I mean a Fake FG now would just be silly.

Hey rookie kicker, you're probably going to have a FG to possibly seal the Super Bowl. No pressure.

TURNOVER?? TURNOVER!! PENNSYLVANIA ARE SO CLOSE!!

It would probably have been safer to try an onside kick.

Hooray for common sense! Now Brady wins with the last play of the game. I'm a Steelers fan, believe me, I didn't miss that

How is this going to get overturned? Is the ball breaking the plane not a thing any more?