Chris2K

I'm eating my dinner at the moment, and every time I look up from my plate Germany seem to be missing another chance.

1-0 Denmark thanks to my regular first buy for Spurs on FIFA, Youssef Poulsen.

When VAR works properly in all facets it really is going to make a massive difference, like it has here. He's Baggio'd it!

Misses a penalty, misses a free kick, Messi just needs to have a tame, right-footed shot easily saved by the keeper and he's completed the Ronaldo anti-hat-trick.

Hell of a save.

Aguerooooooooo. Amazing footwork to get the space to shoot. Equaliceland!

Should be 1-0 Iceland.

Australia seem like a well-organised side, but they've got absolutely nothing going for them up front. Where's Mark Viduka when you need him .

This French side love an unnecessary extra three passes. This Hernandez prick can fuck right off as well.

Nothing sums up modern football like a VAR review taking place of a goal given by the Goal Decision System.

Samuel Umtiti evidently didn't think it was a penalty so gave the Aussies one back.

Well that wasn't a penalty. I'd be more forgiving it was given in real time, but to not give it then do so after VAR is madness.

The matches that have more obscure teams perhaps, but last night we had Spain vs. Portugal (with Cesc Fabregas in the studio), one of the best halves of football I can remember in a World Cup to analyse, and the BBC spent 10 minutes of half time showing an interview with Raheem Sterling. That's certainly what I, and I assume others, get pissed off with.

I'm going to assume Ronaldo is the first man to score a hat-trick in the World Cup on the same day they were sentenced to a suspended jail term?

Just started watching the second half, have I missed anything?

Oh David, what have you done.

With some of the looks he's giving him it may be Ronaldo getting sent off after thumping Guedes for cocking up another chance.

Pepe obviously suffering the after-effects of the concussion he gave himself by headbutting Thomas Muller at the last World Cup.

From what the media has suggested Toyota, and specifically Alonso, have pretty much won this before it starts. How true is that?

Perhaps the worst thing is that the hosts of the next World Cup don't even register in any of those scenarios.

£403 up front, £102 in the future for Smash Bros and Mario Tennis, and now add on £50 more for my pre-order of Let's Go Pikachu. I was already intending to buy one next year but I thought I may as well take the plunge now. Take that people who mock me for being 31, living at home and single for 8 years.

Well on the back of this I've just bought a Switch, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Mario Odyssey, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and have pre-ordered Smash Bros Ultimate and Mario Tennis Aces. From a personal standpoint I'd say Nintendo have won E3.

I'd take another Watch Dogs game, but The Crew 2 is my main focus for Ubisoft and I've already played the closed beta so there's not a whole lot for me to be surprised with. This intro is amazing though, and likely untoppable by any of the announcements.

They've waved the chequered flag a lap early

I never thought I'd say this about a Canadian Grand Prix, but after the first couple of racing laps this has been atrociously dull.