Chris2K

Holy fuck. Rudolph just got knocked the fuck out. That is horrific. He's awake, thank God. No flag, it should be noted.

I haven't had the chance to mention this yet - this competition is ridiculous. Yes, we need a franchise based T20 system, but we don't need a whole new type of game to cover it. That said, I do like a draft.

F1 aren't liking these potential teams looking for publicity it seems (spoilered for size) Also, Williams are in serious trouble with their sponsors after admitting they retired Kubica at the weekend for no other reason than to save parts. Apparently it can get worse for them.

I am so sick of going to work feeling embarrassed by these clowns.

I know it's a mobile game but it's as Nintendo as it could possibly be: Mario Kart: World Tour has been released on mobile platforms today.

I was impatient enough to get EA Access for a 10 hour trial over the weekend. I am still terrible at the game, but at least I can make coins from auctions.

If Dwyane Wade has taught me anything it's that sometimes names aren't spelled how you think. That said, this is obviously just a typo and not worthy of the over-reaction that tweet provides.

Rocky's right, Chapter 1 is very methodical and on rails, but as soon as you hit chapter 2 it's as open world as open world can be. Except Blackwater. Don't go to Blackwater.

Fitzpatrick with a pick in his first quarter as a Steeler. It's nice, but I'd still love that draft pick. And now he forces a fumble! Imagine if we had any offense, we might be alright.

Watching Zac Taylor lose his shit about the Bills interception being untouched and running back into the end zone, while the line judge just looks at him in bewilderment, will be a highlight of my weekend.

Viking(s) Raiders. Can't believe it took me until the second quarter to notice that.

As glad as I am to see him not head to the inevitable Patriots Super Bowl win, I would put money on Brown being on another team by the end of the season. This is the NFL, folks.

Haas have confirmed Magnussen and, for some reason, Grosjean for 2020. Meanwhile Kubica will leave Williams after 2019, leaving his seat at Williams the only one feasibly available for Hulkenberg.

We've now traded next year's first round pick for Minkah Fitzpatrick, I assume to play cornerback, but perhaps to be backup QB. I value him as a player, but I value that draft pick more given that it's likely a top 10 at this point.

Whilst I'm not defending it, and I would probably prefer Kaepernick as a player, Vick does have experience with the Steelers playbook, and it's not liked its changed much since he retired.

I realise this is a TV show moment rather than video game related, but...

Great performance from England to at least avoid losing the series. Sad to see the end of the Channel 5 highlights show as they move to the BBC, Mark Nicholas is the best presenter since Richie Benaud so hopefully he finds a spot. Isa Guha seems to have the BBC spot locked down, but I think it was Gower's last game as well so there would be an opening at Sky.

When Geoff Marsh's least talented son is ripping through your batting line-up it's worrying times.

Brundle and Rosberg pointed out that Leclerc just completely disrespected the agreement with Seb in qualifying by not being close to giving him a tow even if they hadn't completely mistimed everything, so it seems very clear that Charles has forced his way into being the #1 driver both on the track and through mind games.

Isn't Kane missing a pen one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

One of Theresa May's last acts as PM has been to give Andrew Strauss and Geoffrey Boycott knighthoods. Boycott in particular is long overdue. At least she got something right eventually.

Well in that time alone he seems to have established himself as the definitive #2. I thought when they drafted him that they were looking for a clone of Ben, which is fine if it fits the offensive scheme we're running (although that's not working either based on last night), but a like-for-like replacement for someone like Roethlisberger isn't exactly moving with the times. I can't say for certain how well he'll do until he plays against a proper NFL defence and I don't see that happening until Ben retires. I also don't see us tanking either (although trying and still losing is an option) so he may end up being the future if we can't get a Tua or a Herbert, or possible even Hurts.

After that performance I wouldn't be averse to us tanking to get Ben's replacement sorted.

Brave move from the Jags by cutting the power in the stadium to try and outfox the Chiefs, not sure it will work though. It's nice that Dolphins turns into Lolphins so easily. I think it will be happening a lot this season.

It's alarming how Vettel has fallen in terms of his standard of driving. From making the mistake to just strolling (pardon the pun) back on to the track however he feels like, he just seems like his confidence is shot and his brain has gone with it.