MJB

QPR: Kenny, Young, Onuoha, Ferdinand, Traore, Barton, Derry, Diakite, Taarabt, Zamora, Cisse.

Subs: Cerny, Gabbidon, Bothroyd, Mackie, Buzsaky, Wright-Phillips, Taiwo.

Liverpool: Reina, Kelly, Carragher, Skrtel, Jose Enrique, Kuyt, Spearing, Adam, Downing, Gerrard, Suarez.

Subs: Doni, Aurelio, Carroll, Henderson, Coates, Shelvey, Flanagan.

Referee: Howard Webb

Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Heitinga, Distin, Baines, Pienaar, Fellaini, Osman, Drenthe, Cahill, Jelavic.

Subs: Mucha, Jagielka, Stracqualursi, McFadden, Neville, Gueye, Anichebe.

Arsenal: Szczesny, Sagna, Vermaelen, Koscielny, Gibbs, Walcott, Arteta, Song, Ramsey, Rosicky, van Persie.

Subs: Fabianski, Andre Santos, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Djourou, Gervinho, Chamakh, Benayoun.

Referee: Lee Mason

Man City: Hart, Richards, Zabaleta, Clichy, K.Toure, Nasri, Silva, De Jong, Y. Toure, Aguero, Balotelli.

Subs: Pantilimon, Kolarov, Savic, Milner, Barry, Dzeko, Tevez.

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cole, Luiz, Cahill, Ramires, Lampard, Mata, Mikel, Meireles, Torres.

Subs: Turnbull, Bosingwa, Essien, Malouda, Drogba, Kalou, Sturridge.

Referee: Mike Dean

Tottenham: Friedel, Kaboul, King, Walker, Assou-Ekotto, Bale, Parker, Van Der Vaart, Modric, Krancjar, Saha.

Subs: Cudicini, Nelsen, Rose, Livermore, Sandro, Giovani, Defoe.

Stoke: Begovic, Huth, Shawcross, Wilkinson, Wilson, Diao, Pennant, Palacios, Walters, Crouch, Jerome.

Subs: Sorensen, Upson, Shotton, Whelan, Whitehead, Delap, Jones.

Referee: Mike Jones

Yaya Toure's face when asked if he knew what 'squeaky bum time' meant

Fernando Torres (3 in 36), Andy Carroll (5 in 31) and Luis Suarez (10 in 36) have scored as many goals in a combined 103 league matches as Lionel Messi has in 7.

Fantastic.

5-3 at the Nou Camp.

Such a strange game, two penalties for Granada.

Coaching role perhaps?

Other than that, no idea.

Poor Matt

I know he's a Leeds fans and there's lots of Man Utd fans on here (including myself) but I genuinely feel for him.

I still think it should wait until he actually debuts before Bill does anything.

RAW Spoiler

Add Giant Bernard to WWE. Change his name to Lord Tensai.

Nothing confirmed. Wait untll he debuts, if he debuts that is.

I need a screenshot of Sauber being in 3rd ahead of Ferrari

Sky were very good today, the only noticeable thing was Croft seemingly getting Maldonado and Kobayashi mixed up with each other...

Yeah apparently the Sauber and Williams look the same

Sorry

Just a word on the Sky coverage - it's really good! Damon Hill is amazing in his role, Brundle is as good as ever, Crofty has adapted to the main event as lead comms superbly, and the rest of the team are all really good in their roles too. I like Lazenby but he has an annoying habit of not looking down the barrel of the camera enough. He really does strike you as a poor man's Jake Humphrey.

I agree with all of this. Sky's coverage has been awesome, so awesome that I'm up at 4.30am to watch the build up, if only they could have pinched Jake away from the BBC and it would be a perfect team.

Oh and Georgie

If it wasn't for the McLaren front row then I'd be fairly chuffed with that grid. I am happy that it has thrown up a few surprises. Last season I gave up very early when it was clear that the top 5 teams would be in the same places every single race. Shame for Raikkonen but if his car has pace he should be able to get up the order no problem in the race tomorrow.

And I'm sorry but if those three back running teams are still sat as the distant back 6 by the end of the sason I sincerely hope they all give up and piss off. Only Caterham are even close and this is their third year now? Hispania are clearly nowhere near a level good enough to compete in Formula 1.

Totally agree with you there. I'd let Caterham stay in because at least they look as if they are getting closer, but as for the other two teams, just go away. This early in the season, it's even dangerous to have them in qualifying, let alone in the race.

All the top teams have complained about Red Bull over the past couple of years, and now it's their turn

Since 2007, the driver who has qualified on pole in the first race of the season has gone on to become World Champion.

Got caught on the high speed chicane, ran wide and had to lift off completely on his final flying lap.

McLaren lock out the front row! Great lap from Grosjean aswell.

Still up after a long night out with the missus but determined to get up for qualifying. McLaren to get on pole, and Mercedes to impress with one lap pace.

-Raise El Blanco Negro Dragon's stiffness to 30, selling to 58, and charisma to 34.

-Raise Chad Patton (staff's) talent to 86.

-Raise Nick Papagiorgio's talent to 75.

-Raise Scott Armstrong's talent to 83.

Really?

The guy with the slowest three count in wrestling? Ugh.

Football: Was gonna say Messi but I love Nigel Martyn more.

Golf: McIlroy

Tennis: Nadal

F1: Button

Cricket: Broad

Rugby Union: Matt Dawson

Also MJB's list is just awful... to the point where the Man Utd player is my favourite of the 4 he picked.

If it helps, Schmeichel's my favourite of the lot.

I said if it helps.

He's done it!

Hamster asked for a sportsman we were interested in, not that we necessarily liked.

No he didn't.

You're right he didn't. I didn't read it correctly

Meh, I still like Lewis anyway.

Hamster asked for a sportsman we were interested in, not that we necessarily liked.

Lewis isn't the most likeable driver on the grid but I'm always watching him during the race because it's never dull.

FOOTBALL: Peter Schmeichel

GOLF: Tiger Woods

CRICKET: Andrew Flintoff

FORMULA ONE: Lewis Hamilton

Q. (Julien Febreau – L'Equipe) For all of you: what do you think about the new noses of Formula One cars, from the onboard point of view and as a viewer? Is it a shame for TV viewers or spectators?

JB: Ours looks great.

This is the best part

Yeah it's a United one, unfortunately.

Chelsea scored their second goal too early.