MJB

This could get messy for Norwich if Tottenham can be bothered. You have to feel for Norwich though, three of their first choice defenders are missing tonight for various reasons and any team would struggle with that, let alone one of the promoted sides.

Norwich's goalmouth looks like something out of the 80's.

Guessing Lineker is either at the game or at work, so . . .

Norwich: Ruddy, Martin, Drury, Whitbread, De Laet, Crofts, Surman, Fox, Hoolahan, Morison, Holt.

Subs: Rudd, Barnett, Johnson, Pilkington, Bennett, Jackson, Wilbraham

Tottenham: Friedel, Walker, Kaboul, Gallas, Assou-Ekotto, Parker, Sandro, Van Der Vaart, Modric, Bale, Adebayor.

Subs: Gomes, Bassong, Kranjcar, Rose, Livermore, Pienaar, Pavlyuchenko

I think I put a curse on it when I said ''good refereeing'' - definitely a foul on Graham, and Taarabt is absolutely clattered by Williams, but gets nothing.

Again, Warnock's reaction was one of hysteria.

That was a foul on Graham there but no penalty given, QPR then go right up the other end and Vorm denies Adel with a very good left hand.

Warnock's reaction to Probert getting in the way of Barton then was brilliant.

Looking forward to the Spurs v Norwich match later on, neither team will defend any lead they may get so it should be a good open game.

You called?

Hessenthaler seems to find see the funny side aswell though.

Most of the staff do aswell I suspect.

John Terry. What a save.

Two great chances in as many minutes, one for each side. This can't end 1-1, can it?

Oh and I don't think Torres has even touched the ball yet.

And now Mikel goes off, Romeu replaces him.

Stok, Bosingwa at CB? He's played there before? Or is it just that everyone else has seen how bad Ferreira is there and figured that he couldn't possibly do any worse?

Ferreira at centre back would be all kinds of awesome, he's about as good as Jonny Evans

Hang your head BAE, hang your head.

Petr Cech was so good, the best in the world at one point but now I doubt he'd be in the top 20.

C'mon Spurs

C'mon Chelsea

No, sod it, c'mon football Really looking forward to tonight's game.

Great strike from Rooney and equally awesome flick from Berbatov.

Hope the knocks to Jones and Young aren't too serious though.

Jeff Stelling? Chris Kamara?

I'm clutching at straws.

Freddie Flintoff?

Phil Tuffnell?

well those people are scum

So's Keegan.

No they don't.

Le Saux and Keegan? Seriously? Bergkamp? This gets worse. Zola isn't too bad I suppose.

Steve Davis is an awesome nomination though.

Gilchrist is a good shout. McGrath's a knob though.