Katsuya

You're going to have this stuck in your head later. Just so you know.

10 go through from the semi. The juries will have loved Albania and it now has a sob story to help.

If you're prone to migraines, you may want to mute this.

We can vote in Semi 2, because otherwise we'd just vote for Jedward.

Latvia is all kinds of batshit crazy but I love it.

Eurovision chat should just be in here, it's much better going back on the threads I think. Iceland was good but they've done it much, much better. Greece is being covered HEAVILY by the backing vocals, but it's sailing through.

Yeah, seriously, the contest is going to start with the next song. Honestly, just, please ignore this.

Wow, Azerbaijan audiences are shit. Also, LOL, they forgot Spain.

Little bit

...can I get on this mystical server?

I also, without lie, look at those nameplate things you see on the off-chance there's somebody who loves Simpsons who has put a Bort one there.

Every time I go swimming and I get water in my goggles, I think to myself "The goggles, they do nothing!".

Damnit you got to cromulent and embiggens before I could.

I love me some Sparklez

Yup, semi's are on BBC3. Apparently the Chelsea flower show pulls rights on BBCHD though

Squeeeeeeeee. Tomorrow night is Semi Final One, which includes Jedward for those who are interested. Favourite remains Sweden and it *probably* will win. I have it narrowed down to four countries who might win and I've got my two bets on (Sweden to win at 15/8 and Spain each way at 28/1). Exciting times

Where the hell do you find that? 0_0

So in other words, to activate said free bet I'd need to bet on something that's 2-1? I need this at the simplest level, maths aren't my strong point at the moment ETA: Okay, I understand now. Nevermind. Thank you

I need someone to explain something to me, because I'm useless when it comes to betting. I see all these things saying "get __ free bet if your first bet is at evens or greater". Now, is evens or greater something that's 1/2 or 2/1? As...yeah, I really have no clue what I'm doing

The Pirelli guy pisses me off to no end. Also, the "Senna's getting replaced!" rumour is bullshit too, he's had two brilliant drives so far this year and was unlucky in Catalunya. Up until the weekend he was easily beating Pastor in the points. I put some of the blame for this on Bottas who needs to learn to be patient, judging from some of his comments. Sauber podium could be on the cards in Monaco I guess, but last year's race was fucked up majorly with tyres and safety car stuff, that's the only reason Kamui finished that high. But the car seems genuinely quick (quicker than Mercedes and McLaren in race trim at least). Shame we didn't get to see what Perez could have done in Barcelona, since in theory he'd have been up there with Kimi at the end of the first lap

I'd probably have felt much, much more annoyed about Chelsea "stealing" a Champions League spot if it had been Newcastle or Arsenal who got knocked out. Spurs fucked up too much.

Bwahahahah, Spurs.

What the fuck was that.

Jesus that was a penalty

Erm, Bayern, remember the last time you took off the guy who scored your first goal in the final?