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It wasn't really fair and square though; Mark had his engine turned down so Vettel, presuming he turned his back up, had a huge performance advantage.

Oh snap. Webber's just walked off. That top three room was the most awkward thing I've ever seen in F1 in a long time.

Alonso didn't have to pull out of the race, he crashed out So Vettel fucks over Webber and Hamilton (and the team) fucks over Rosberg. Oh dear.

Awkward; turns out McLaren looked fast in Jerez because a mechanic installed the suspension the wrong way round, which they can't do around most circuits because its too bumpy. So they accidentally made their multi-million pound car quicker.

Apparently the power system failed off the line on Webber's car, so he never had KERS too.

I think Webber and Grosjean both got caught up at the start which set them back a load, because they were having to fight and defend whilst the leaders pulled away. Bianchi looks like something else though. Hulkenburg might be worried that he'll be jumped over by him in the Ferrari seat hunt.

Come on Kimi!!

Webber with a crap start. That isn't surprising anymore Sunil is pulling away from Vettel here!

And it ends up as a Red Bull 1-2. Of course.

Rosberg is walking this right now.

Yup. They got it back for about a minute, Brundle mentioned the power cut and then the power went off again EDIT: Also, favourite thing about the hypothesising over what the grid could be called as has to be Horner saying "if they wanted to do it fairly it should be on car number"...in other words, a Red Bull 1-2.

I watched it. There was a huge power cut throughout the circuit and apparently something caused the telemetry buttons to fail. Big problem will be that the FIA can't send the blue light signal on to the wheel, but that's a relatively new thing anyway so they'll just have to rely on flags/the teams. Hamilton spun after turn one and his rear wing hit the barrier but he kept on going, but Rosberg seemed much more comfortable in the car. Massa looked happier than Alonso did too, even after crashing in the exact same place as Gutierez did in what seemed a heavier accident, but he was able to continue back to the pits. Big surprise was JEV doing so well (2nd when they were all using full wets). Oh, and van der Gaade and Pic were shit. Chilton was on a quicker lap when Gutierrez crashed at the end so may have been closer to Bianchi.

Yes, but the overall outcome of that Kickstarter wasn't quite as great as this hopefully will be

It's less than 5k away from reaching the goal. EDIT: Done. $2 million in under 12 hours.

https://twitter.com/RobThomas/status/311932416874905600

There's a post on Kotaku where he managed to play it offline for 19 minutes before the game noticed and it was playing (mostly) perfectly fine.

Kotaku and Notch have proven you can play this perfectly fine offline, in the meantime.

...what? Whose stupid idea was that?

I like how the biggest star of the season may very well be a bulldog. Bernie's now said he'll look after it while Lewis is racing.

Hurts even said they would have done it in 2011. There was a very strong rumour that Pixie Lott was meant to represent us last year but she was vetoed in favour of Engelbert at some point.

Things I only discovered today: Bonnie Tyler was offered "Never Say Never Again" but turned it down.

Bonnie Tyler is representing the UK at Eurovision with her song " ".

Oh my, Mourinho. He really wants that job...