Katsuya

Well, could've been better. He seemed pretty enough. 1 - SWEDEN 2 - BELARUS 3 - SPAIN 4 - RUSSIA 5 - GEORGIA 6 - FINLAND 7 - GERMANY 8 - FRANCE 9 - MACEDONIA 10 - GREECE 11 - HUNGARY 12 - LITHUANIA 13 - LATVIA 14 - BOSNIA 15 - SLOVENIA 16 - IRELAND LESBIAN LOOKING SERBIAN!

Oooh, hello Mr. Swing Man. He's up there with Spain boy. Saying that, the standards have dropped from previous years.

Were they essentially pole dancing on their mic stands then? Anyway, this song is really pretty good. Behind my hot Spanish boy, please. 1 - SWEDEN 2 - BELARUS 3 - SPAIN 4 - RUSSIA 5 - GEORGIA 6 - FINLAND 7 - FRANCE 8 - MACEDONIA 9 - GREECE 10 - HUNGARY 11 - LITHUANIA 12 - LATVIA 13 - BOSNIA 14 - SLOVENIA 15 - IRELAND Roger Cicero (Germany) is favourite to win by the BBC.

Target demographic, anybody? The song's actually good, and I'm sure the fact they're dressed as schoolgirls is pleasing most of you.

Were some people (rightfully) booing them then? I fucking hope so. 1 - SWEDEN 2 - BELARUS 3 - SPAIN 4 - GEORGIA 5 - FINLAND 6 - FRANCE 7 - MACEDONIA 8 - GREECE 9 - HUNGARY 10 - LITHUANIA 11 - LATVIA 12 - BOSNIA 13 - SLOVENIA 14 - IRELAND

AAAARGH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HOT GUYS THIS EUROVISION? >_> This song is fucking terrible, as well.

My god, they're all fugly. Yet they have good voices and the song is actually good. I like it, and can shuffle my feet to it. Yeah, I'm sad. 1 - SWEDEN 2 - BELARUS 3 - SPAIN 4 - GEORGIA 5 - FINLAND 6 - FRANCE 7 - MACEDONIA 8 - GREECE 9 - HUNGARY 10 - LITHUANIA 11 - BOSNIA 12 - SLOVENIA 13 - IRELAND

Is that Darius from Pop Idol? Either way, Fuglier then Sweden.

1 - SWEDEN 2 - BELARUS 3 - SPAIN 4 - GEORGIA 5 - FINLAND 6 - MACEDONIA 7 - GREECE 8 - HUNGARY 9 - LITHUANIA 10 - BOSNIA 11 - SLOVENIA 12 - IRELAND Changed my mind. And SHE MUST DIE. Plus, it did look like Chris from Skins.

Was he having a fucking orgasm at the end then? OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WHORE? 1 - BELARUS 2 - SPAIN 3 - GEORGIA 4 - FINLAND 5 - SWEDEN 6 - MACEDONIA 7 - GREECE 8 - HUNGARY 9 - LITHUANIA 10 - BOSNIA 11 - SLOVENIA 12 - IRELAND Was that Land of Hope and Glory?

MY GOD PUT YOUR FUCKING SHIRT BACK ON!

Wow, that was surprisingly good. Ignore the paint thing, and she had a very good and nice voice. 1 - BELARUS 2 - SPAIN 3 - GEORGIA 4 - FINLAND 5 - MACEDONIA 6 - GREECE 7 - HUNGARY 8 - LITHUANIA 9 - BOSNIA 10 - SLOVENIA 11 - IRELAND So...gay and ugly. Bring back my Greek guy, please. Good song, all the same. Although it sounds like that "In My Dreams" song two years ago, they were cool and good. This is a really good song, actually.

I like the song. She nearly fell on that spin, dumb bitch. The guys behind her are way fugly too. She has a good voice though.

God damnit, this guy should be hot, but he has no dress sense. The song is helluva catchy, but he can't sing, the women I don't care for... 1 - BELARUS 2 - SPAIN 3 - FINLAND 4 - MACEDONIA 5 - GREECE 6 - HUNGARY 7 - LITHUANIA 8 - BOSNIA 9 - SLOVENIA 10 - IRELAND He ranks above Hungary because he looks alright.

Well that was shit and boring. Hence, it'll probably win. 1 - BELARUS 2 - SPAIN 3 - FINLAND 4 - MACEDONIA 5 - HUNGARY 6 - LITHUANIA 7 - BOSNIA 8 - SLOVENIA 9 - IRELAND Sort out the eyebrows and HOT. Sort out the voice and still shit.

Was she questioning why she wakes up alone in the morning? Honey, get a mirror.

That scream just wrecked it all. Seriously... 1 - BELARUS 2 - SPAIN 3 - FINLAND 4 - MACEDONIA 5 - HUNGARY 6 - BOSNIA 7 - SLOVENIA (Becuase at least Bosnia didn't hurt my ears) 8 - IRELAND Lithuania brought LT United last year. We are the Winners...heh. Have it on iTunes. JESUS TURN THE LIGHTS OFF AGAIN!

I think she looks like the one who won "Maria" last year...Connie something. Oh no...don't go like that...please no...

Someone tell this bitch to tone it down twelve octaves or something. My ears are hurting. 1 - BELARUS 2 - SPAIN 3 - FINLAND 4 - MACEDONIA 5 - BOSNIA 6 - SLOVENIA (Becuase at least Bosnia didn't hurt my ears) 7 - IRELAND

Nice song. Middle of the road for Euro, but good still. 1 - BELARUS 2 - SPAIN 3 - FINLAND 4 - MACEDONIA 5 - BOSNIA 6 - IRELAND And WTF is up with this bitches dress?

She's good looking. And the song's nice...for now. Gypsy women in background are weird...

Hint of underarm hair, or my imagination? Maybe it was her head hair... Rankings? 1 - BELARUS 2 - SPAIN 3 - FINLAND 4 - BOSNIA 5 - IRELAND

This Amy Lee/Amy Winehouse hybrid woman is scary. What is this, Finnish Evanescence?

Yes, but they can stop YOU SINGING!

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS WRONG. WITH HER VOICE.