Katsuya

What is this blonde bitch doing?

He so wanted to say "1". HE SO WANTED TO SAY IT.

The guy on our right (TV screen) looked, without the hair gel, like Kevin Thorn. SERBIAN LESBIAN HATES THE BARBIE WOMAN!

Matzat; making sense with all his posts since forever. Joking Matzy, naturlich. Now, tell me you voted for Scooch.

They supported Rammstein. Hence, they now own.

You'll all be very happy to know while you get to watch this, I'm listening to Verda Serduchka. HARDCORE CELLOS FTW!

Was Wogan suggesting that the UK would vote for Russia and give them all 12 points? CELLO MUSIC? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...it better not be that stupid Barbie bitch...

WHY DO THEY USE HER? SHE'S AN UNTALENTED BITCH!

Turkey was actually very good, now that I remember. That goes on the list. So, there ya go. Nine songs to cut my ever decreasing account...

I can never NOT get enough of that Serbian thing. Ukraine rock. As do Scooch.

Right now, I'm buying Belarus Finland Cyprus Netherlands Sweden Russia They seem best to have on iTunes, based on this recap.

1 - UKRAINE 2 - SWEDEN 3 - BELARUS 4 - UNITED KINGDOM 5 - SPAIN 6 - TURKEY 7 - RUSSIA 8 - GEORGIA 9 - MOLDOVA 10 - FINLAND 11 - GERMANY 12 - BULGARIA 13 - ROMANIA 14 - FRANCE 15 - MACEDONIA 16 - GREECE 17 - ALBANIA 18 - SERBIA 19 - HUNGARY 20 - LITHUANIA 21 - LATVIA 22 - BOSNIA 23 - SLOVENIA 24 - IRELAND

I have fifteen minutes to buy stuff of iTunes sooner rather than later. Sexist Wogan then. 1 - UKRAINE 2 - SWEDEN 3 - BELARUS 4 - UNITED KINGDOM 5 - SPAIN 6 - TURKEY 7 - RUSSIA 8 - GEORGIA 9 - FINLAND 10 - GERMANY 11 - BULGARIA 12 - ROMANIA 13 - FRANCE 14 - MACEDONIA 15 - GREECE 16 - ALBANIA 17 - SERBIA 18 - HUNGARY 19 - LITHUANIA 20 - LATVIA 21 - BOSNIA 22 - SLOVENIA 23 - IRELAND Also, hello Ruslana clone.

Hammy, I think you'll find the top three in my rankings all contain men that I did not find sexually attractive. On that note, wasn't this guy voted off Joseph earlier tonight? The guy under the tree was fairly good looking.

I like the guy, like the song, like the voice...whoo. 1 - UKRAINE 2 - SWEDEN 3 - BELARUS 4 - UNITED KINGDOM 5 - SPAIN 6 - TURKEY 7 - RUSSIA 8 - GEORGIA 9 - FINLAND 10 - GERMANY 11 - BULGARIA 12 - ROMANIA 13 - FRANCE 14 - MACEDONIA 15 - GREECE 16 - SERBIA 17 - HUNGARY 18 - LITHUANIA 19 - LATVIA 20 - BOSNIA 21 - SLOVENIA 22 - IRELAND

Bar the weird eyes, this guy is hot too. So far, I've got Spain Boy, Blonde from Scooch, Turkey, Greek guy w/ eyebrows.

1 - UKRAINE 2 - SWEDEN 3 - BELARUS 4 - UNITED KINGDOM 5 - SPAIN 6 - RUSSIA 7 - GEORGIA 8 - FINLAND 9 - GERMANY 10 - BULGARIA 11 - ROMANIA 12 - FRANCE 13 - MACEDONIA 14 - GREECE 15- SERBIA 16 - HUNGARY 17 - LITHUANIA 18 - LATVIA 19 - BOSNIA 20 - SLOVENIA 21 - IRELAND Turkey is good, if I remember...

Oh god, she's so much worse then the semi final. Poor thing, it's probably that thing next to her scaring her. Eurovision CD on iTunes. Must download Verka.

Ya feel for Ireland, then you remember how shit her voice was. Wogan is brilliant, totally on form compared to last year, where he was a bit off. 1 - UKRAINE 2 - SWEDEN 3 - BELARUS 4 - UNITED KINGDOM 5 - SPAIN 6 - RUSSIA 7 - GEORGIA 8 - FINLAND 9 - GERMANY 10 - ROMANIA 11 - FRANCE 12 - MACEDONIA 13 - GREECE 14 - SERBIA 15 - HUNGARY 16 - LITHUANIA 17 - LATVIA 18 - BOSNIA 19 - SLOVENIA 20 - IRELAND Bulgaria have a good song. How she is with him, I dunno...

That by far got the biggest cheer yet. Plus, I love it. And Russ (the blonde) is fairly cute. 1 - UKRAINE 2 - SWEDEN 3 - BELARUS 4 - UNITED KINGDOM 5 - SPAIN 6 - RUSSIA 7 - GEORGIA 8 - FINLAND 9 - GERMANY 10 - FRANCE 11 - MACEDONIA 12 - GREECE 13 - SERBIA 14 - HUNGARY 15 - LITHUANIA 16 - LATVIA 17 - BOSNIA 18 - SLOVENIA 19 - IRELAND What is wrong with Romania?

Scooch have to go after Verka. Hence, screwed. That rocked. SO SO HARD. 1 - UKRAINE 2 - SWEDEN 3 - BELARUS 4 - SPAIN 5 - RUSSIA 6 - GEORGIA 7 - FINLAND 8 - GERMANY 9 - FRANCE 10 - MACEDONIA 11 - GREECE 12 - SERBIA 13 - HUNGARY 14 - LITHUANIA 15 - LATVIA 16 - BOSNIA 17 - SLOVENIA 18 - IRELAND

This so rocks. I love it. WIN! WIN! WIN! FUCKING WIN!

VERKA! VERKA IS COMING! Although DQ, the Danish Drag Queen was good too. Oh. Fuck. Yes.

1 - SWEDEN 2 - BELARUS 3 - SPAIN 4 - RUSSIA 5 - GEORGIA 6 - FINLAND 7 - GERMANY 8 - FRANCE 9 - MACEDONIA 10 - GREECE 11 - SERBIA 12 - HUNGARY 13 - LITHUANIA 14 - LATVIA 15 - BOSNIA 16 - SLOVENIA 17 - IRELAND Why are the backing singers fondling her?

Oh, and Netherlands and I think it was Cyprus rocked in the Semis, but naturally this fucking thing goes through. The song is okay, but...look at it...