Katsuya

The odds, for some reason, have Liam as favourite to win. Thankfully, Amanda is fast catching him.

Technically, Scissor Sisters are listed as "Electronica/Dance". But Gay works, so yeah. If Arcade Fire had an album out last year, no doubt they'll be on there.

Actually, he was with O'Shea for a while, I seem to remember. Ah, the lifestyles of the gay and famous.

He also did it with John O'Shea. And got naked in a film.

Gay guy who won the first series of Pop Idol. Actually very talented. Slept with a ton of footballers, too.

I love the fact Tom Jones just covered Arctic Monkeys.

Question; is Seasons worth getting? I have all the updates up to Pets (bar the "Family Fun" stuff crap), and I also have Life Stories (which is surprisingly fun).

I'm guessing it is Lucy, who then uses the ring to become the Master. It's Doctor Who, logic is fucked up. Agreed that the whole "Doctor" thing was stupid though, but otherwise I thought the rest of the show was just as good as the rest. Oh, and Jack being the Face of Boe is brilliant too.

FUCKING. BRILLIANT. That was awesome. And we have a new Master, and she's female. Awesome. And he's the reason the Titantic crashed. Excellent. EDIT: Oh, and The Master singing "I Can't Decide" to Doctor was fucking marvellous.

OH SWEET HOLY BEJESUS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! About time too. I now can no longer look sad for owning the Spiceworld Movie. That movie is good, I don't care what anyone says! Every boy and every girl, Spice up your life! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Slam iy to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine

My longest running family is completely fucked up now. Essentially, I created like a Big Brother style game...except on the first night, they all burned to death bar two. So these two guys remaining end up adopting a toddler; then one of them (Lee) starts dating Cassandra Goth. Don Lothario dies in a tragic enclosure related incident, then Lee and Cassandra get married (they already have two children by now). Then, Lee and Mike (the other one) start to...*ahem* experiment, and Cassandra walks in on them, ending the marriage effectively. The adopted kid then comes home from college and Mike sleeps with him. Yep, completely normal.

Correction, everyone, it was ATILLO. Still no clue what the fuck that means, but...

Question is, what is ATILLA? That was the other code used...

LIAM YES PLZ. Hot hot hot hot hot. Bout time, too. The black guy and millionaire will annoy me though.

Billy doesnt know Vince is dead. Lucky bastard.

What. The. Fuck.

Wrestling fan! Woohoo...looks freaky though.

1998, correct. Irvine hit Coulthard, who then hit Irvine, the two then span and whacked in to everyone else, with only Damon Hill and Ralf Schumacher managing to drive through the carnage. That was such a cool race too. Hakkinen got wiped out at the second start, Coulthard and Michael wiped each other out. The funniest ever point finishers ever, too: 1. Damon Hill (Jordan) 2. Ralf Schumacher (Jordan) 3. Jean Alesi (Sauber) 4. Heinz Harald Frentzen (Williams) 5. Pedro Diniz (Arrows) 6. Jarno Trulli (Prost) Only Coulthard and Nakano finished behind them, too.

I'm just full of videos. The crash from the stands Shows just how close Kubica got to hitting the Toro Rosso. If he hit that, he'd have been over that barrier; in fact, he almost does clear it, in which case he'dve gone right in to the traffic going round the hairpin. Marshall nearly got hit then too.

Well... Watch from 2:55 onwards. While things breaking apart easy are good for Kubica, Liuzzi nearly gets a face full of suspension.

The worst part of that first crash, is the fact one of Burti's tires flies off on to the Arrows behind him.

Hmmm...I think you're looking for Luciano Burti climbing over the back of Michael Schumacher back in '01: Ah, Luciano Burti. Worst, most accident prone driver ever. Here's his most spectacular and near death one: Ahem EDIT: Last really, really big one, where Nick Heidfeld loses control and smashed in to Sato.

Actually, if you look really hard at the end of the crash, something seems to slide underneath his head, unless that's his hand... The crash was much worse live I think, because you can watch it now and think "well I know he's safe, so...", but it seriously was bad live. The thing that shocked me was that the car flipped over, so that gives an indication of how much force it takes for it to do that flip so quickly, and then travel as fast as it did in to the wall. On a lighter note, it's a sprained ankle and light concussion, so that's all good. Plus, for the first time in like...ever, F1 has dominated the back pages; hell, Hamilton filled up most of the Sun's front page even.

Yeah, it was the suspension that pierced Senna's helmet and caused the brain damage. That was anothr thing with Kubica's crash, the sheer amount of debris that could have hit him or another driver; Tonio Liuzzi's camera caught the car flipping and stuff, and a big metal bar cracked the top of the car on the roll cage, just missing Liuzzi's head...