Katsuya

Anyone who saw what that little Spanish midget did in Qualifying today will know the reasons for this thread. For those that don't; he holds up Hamilton on purpose during a pit stop, so Lewis can't set another fast lap to try and defend his pole position. Alonso just scrapes through and manages to get pole from Hamilton. Ron Dennis (Mclaren Boss) throws his headset down and was truly pissed off, while Alonso acts like a smarmy cunt and somehow tries to pass off the comment that Dennis had told him to stay there, while he basks in his pole. Until just now, because the stewards bumped him down to sixth. Hamilton's now gonna take pole, followed by Heidfeld in second and Kimi in third - in other words, he'll walk his way to victory whilst Alonso *hopefully* gets shunted by Raikkonen, wiping them both out, so it can minimize the damage to McClaren. Because thanks to Alonso's little glory hogging stunt, the entire team can't score constructor's points. Thankfully for Lewis, they can score Driver's points.

Saw it yesterday. Thought it was everything it needed to be and more, really enjoyed it. Biggest laugh in my cinema was when Cargill's phone bounces off the dome and hits him in the head. Weird. GTW got a good laugh though.

Fuck yes at the news of Jet Set. And even better that it's coming on the 360. Now I remember why I like Sega.

No he didn't, he said "they do good for what they expected" - really? Without knowing the sales OR what we expected, how the hell is that comment anything but a pile of crap? I'm not arguing that TEW is anywhere near Smackdown's league, I'm arguing that people shouldn't make sweeping assumptions and try to pass them off as fact. Yes, but to be fair, I'm 99% sure that you thought it wouldn't be an international bestseller, so I think that Matzat's comment was relatively fair. There's something I thought I'd never say.

Hairspray (2007) - 8.5/10 I never thought I would see a film where Zac Efron upstages Christopher Walken, Michelle Pfieffer and John Travolta, but here it is. Seriously, Efron, Nikki Blonsky and Amanda Bynes are amazing in this film, and I have got the soundtrack on replay right now on iTunes. Best musical film in a long, long time.

WTF? My kid has been sexually abused by his mum twice, and yet his happiness has increased four-fold.

This game is freaky. Start a new game - Manchester, United Kingdom. Cool, I think. So then I live a normal life, get up to the point where my wife has a kid. Baby boy - well, might as well go for Christopher, since it's my name and all. So of course, he turns out to be gay. I'm now scared.

My latest game saw me be Barbara Wright, from Memphis Tennessee. My parents were fucktards who had shite jobs and spent a heck of a lot of money. Anyway, my brother Keith skipped so far ahead, he ended up starting college at the age of 15. He then got married to this girl Denise at the age of 17 and left home. I then, it turns out, turn in to a lesbian. Anyway, I then start dating this girl Stephanie, but my parents get all hissy and I end up leaving home because they disapprove. Ironically, I then break up with Stephanie a year later. Anyway, at 21 I move to Toronto, while Denise suffers through alcholism, asthma and despression all in one year. I get into a six year relationship, but in fairness the whole life in Canada thing is boring. Parents start to get ill and finally the bastards die, leaving me only a bit of money (presumably because they still refused to work). At 50, I move to Amsterdam, and meet this women Wilhelmina Maritz. Two years later we get married and then nothing much happens, until Denise dies, then Keith and finally I pop off at 74 from an asthma attack. This game rocks.

I checked some other guys story - the kid was gifted with just about everything and died at birth.

How the fuck do you get around the three plays and you have to buy rule?

My guy has no luck in love; I was born "Muhammed Mahmood Hussain" in Utter Pradesh, India. Mother Rana is 20, Father Mostafa is 21. When I was five, my brother "Fakhruddin" was born. My father was also fucking dumb enough to get 10% body burns. When I was 13 I met Ameena Ramanathan, but didn't do anything with her. A year later I meet Mahika Saklani and date her for two years; at 18 I get a job in Admin Aid, and got a 4% pay raise too (obviously a hard worker). Fakhruddin, meanwhile, is a pimp, who at the age of 15 had an 18 year old girlfriend. Anyway, he then gets a girlfriend called Bushra who he ends up getting engaged too, then he dumps her. Meanwhile, my guy gets rejected by the following women: Daliyah Salam-ud-din, Zeenat Mushtaq Ali, Bushra Imtiaz Ahmed, Bushra Younis Ahmed and Daliyah Afaq Hussain. Fakhruddin, meanwhile gets engaged again, this time to "Massima Alim-ud-Din", and gets married to her at the age of 25. 33, it turns out, was a mixed year for my guy. He gets a new job as a medical practicioner, gets rejected by Fatima Ghazali, begins to see Sultana Imtiaz Ahmed (possible relation to the other one?) and then mum dies at 54 from rheumatoid arthritis. Tried to marry Sultana at 37, she freaks out and leaves. A year later, things go from good to bad for my brother and his wife, because they get hookworm and cancer. They get a daughter, Fahmida, then the wife dies the year after from cancer. Meanwhile, at the ripe old age of 41, I get enagged to Kamilah Wasim Akram, then we get married the year after. Fakhruddin then drowns. Hah. Kiran is born and we adopt Habiba (7), two years apart. Move to Quilon, Kerala at the age of 48, while daddy dies the same year from diabetes. A year later we all pack up and head off to Lódz in Poland, and I get a job in customs. The Polish army then attempt to draft me when I'm 50, but I get off by doing alternative service. At 52, the house gets burgled and in a seperate incident, the car is stolen. Anyway, Habiba then gets a Polish boyfriend called Kozmy, who's a year older then her. They get married when she's 22, and she moves out. Then... "Died at age 60 from a heart attack". Bastard.

Well, not all of them are that good looking, I'll admit. But they're the minority.

Sean Cody; duh. It's like the only one with any hot looking guys. Well look, if straight porn is allowed then I'm making sure there ain't no discrimination here! I honestly dare any of you to go on the site and look. I DARE YOU. On a seperate topic, you all disgust me >_>

His attempt at House of the Rising Sun fails because of this unfortunate error he made in posting the lyrics:

I love the creepy smile he gives at the end of the video.

Bastard, I just told Sean and Nerf in the pre-BR mass chat that I was going to change it to my theme music. **I move away from the board to move in.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA I swear, this is one of the funniest bad songs ever, if not only for this guy's ridiculous voice, the lyrics and the repetitive nature of the tune. It has to be watched by everyone. NOW.

1st - Alonso [McLaren] 2nd - Massa [Ferrari] 3rd - Webber [Red Bull] 4th - Wurz [Williams] 5th - Coulthard [Red Bull] 6th/7th - Kubica or Heidfeld (does it really matter?) [bMW] 8th - Kovaleinen [Renault] 9th - Hamilton [McLaren] 10th - Fisichella [Renault] Essentially, Lewis was ten seconds behind both Renaults with about four laps to go. He passed Fisi on the last lap and had gained two seconds on Kovaleinen by the end of said lap (he'd have got him were they not lapped).

Alonso and Massa fighting with each other in the pre-podium bit was funny. Oh, and the fact that Schumacher had to give Alonso the winner's trophy - absolute class. I'm really happy for Mark Webber too, because he's such a good driver who has horrendous luck. Props to Kovalainen too, who probably would have finished third if he had come in a lap or two later then he originally did. But all in all, with races like this one and the Canadian GP, it's safe to say that F1 has finally become interesting again, and is now gaining more popularity.

Winkelhock has every chance of winning, to be fair; if this freak weather keeps happening, Spyker, I believe, have got the best weather tracking, and will be able to use that to their advantage.

Hamilton's racing, but a lap down. He got forklifted back on to the track. It was hilarious at the start, everyone seemed to go off; Raikkonen made a huge error and drove in, then slid out of the pit lane and had to go round again. He spun, and since Winkelhock was the only one on Wet tyres due to his start, he passed Raikkonen and is leading. Coulthard, who span on lap one is now in fifth, and six cars all spun off at the same corner within like, thirty seconds.

I watched a minute of the pilot before turning it off. It is terrible; the voices sound like they've been done using a voice box. Seriously. It's just...awful.

Someone tell me when Kumi Koda comes on the Japan stage. She's after Linkin Park, apparently. Also, the Japanese also have to watch Rihanna, because she's also part of their running order according to Wiki.

In fairness, it is Live Earth, and I'd naturally assume that he's somewhere in the Earth. I demand they break out the "GraveCam".

So, yeah, the new series on E4 started last night. Fucking hilarious, just as good as The Comedy Lab episode. The "rent a flat" was brilliant, as was the restaurant phone call. I'm not a huge fan of Terry Tibbs or The Mouse, but for some reason I know have an urge to go to duhfs, get new a internet service providings and rescue people from inside bank vaults.