Gene Kiniski

I have sound, no picture. I suck at this. The switch is on HDTV.

360, but it doesn't matter. xbl wont fucking stay connecting.

FIND ME EWB: DonJuanCrisp is my tag.

Any word on why Coleman is off?

Any word on why Coleman is off?

I need my XBL back.

Not to double post, but have you ever stopped to pay a toll while driving a bag tug? I have, sir.

I quit. I think I really quit doing missions for a bit. NEVER, and I mean, NEVER, try to follow a helicopter through clouds with Little Jacob riding passenger.

I'm so getting in on this tomorrow.

Harboring a Grudge Spoiler: Click here to viewWhy wont the truck move?

As much as I love the missions and the stunts, I still can't get over how badass it is when a cab ignores Niko causing him to yell - "You sir, are a DICK!".

That happened to me the other night causing me to fly from the car and smack into a billboard, fall and dangle on the light (that shines on the billboard) and finally fall the rest of the way to my death to the road below. 'Twas pretty fucking sweet.

I love this game. I just finished the mission where: Spoiler: Click here to viewYou kill the drug dealers for the cop. I did most of it sniping and taking my time (how I do most missions with situations like that) and afterwards I checked my combat stats: 223 kills by headshot! Fuck yeah! Oh, and Final Interview spoilers: Spoiler: Click here to viewThe first time I did this mission a friend of mine actually wanted to try it (he is past me on his game, but keeps skipping this mission) and it was funny as well. The way the secretary reacts if you shoot the lawyer is priceless. My friend couldn't fight his way out though and ended up getting blasted away. I re-did it and instead of shooting him, I punched him twice then stabbed him. Walked out like nothing ever happened. It was nice.

Spoiler: Click here to viewI just had an epic finish to Snow Storm. I had to switch vehicles 3 times and finally the last one I got in was a Feldspar. I outran most of the cops, make a sharp right (perfectly) and cruised down an open straight-away in an old Cadillac style car with Liberty Rock screaming from the speakers. Fuck Wrong is Right Spoiler: Click here to viewFirst I tried it on a motorcycle and there was no chance trying to keep up and control at the same time. Then I tried a car and everyone kept changing lanes in front of me. I followed him and shot him enough that he should have been long gone. Instead a car swerves in front of me, I flip and he gets aways. FUCK I had him on a fucking straight away and a van kept turning into the side of me and was just ramming me until he got away!

Quick: Spoiler: Click here to viewkill Cherise or let her live?

Well, to be fair he does have a military background. AND to be a little more fair, he does suck ass at landing it.

Michelle likes 'em grimy, yo. If you're not wearing stuff out of the Russian shop, don't bother. It doesn't matter either way, I still fucked her.

This girl is such a bitch. She called me to ask if I wanted to go out, I say yeah. I went out and spent thousands on dollars on new clothes, all sorts, and ended up wearing the suit with the red shirt underneath and pair of fancy black dress shoes. I jacked a Hummer-equse truck, and swung by her place. Fresh clothes, ride in perfect condition, and everything. She gets in an goes "ugh, what were you thinking with those pants? And what made you decide to wear that shirt? Ew Niko!".

How can I get a new phone?

I wish you could take the strippers home. I was getting a lapdance and when I came out from the back Little Jacob was throwing punches with one of the guards. It was 2-on-1 so I pulled out the shotty and let 'em rip. Then we bailed.

Oh how I love Michelle. "Tell me something interesting!"

What makes a date a good date or a bad date?

I JUST got out after the longest and most enjoyable ride in history. If it happens to you stick around.

I snagged a taxi, pulled the passenger out, and jumped in. The driver NEVER asked me where to go, he just started driving. I've been going around the entire city in the back seat for like 10 minutes. About 2 minutes ago the driver made a right turn and just as he did a gas station randomly blew up across the street from us. Just randomly. He drove around the block again then pulled into the gas station, up to a pump, and sat for about 20 seconds before driving off. Anything like this happen to anyone else? Anyone at all?