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  1. Okay, I don't care who knows it, Tinkerbell is fucking hot.

  2. Angels! Shit! What about goblins?

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    2. zero

      zero

      And zombies! Where the fuck are all the zombies? That's the trouble with zombies, they're unreliable.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      What about zombie goblins?

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Zero appears to be the only one to get the reference.

  3. I say, chaps! The anticipation for World Wrestling Entertainment's Monday night wrestling program on the "pictured radio" grows like a Welshman's odor with each passing moment!

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      As a Welshman I disapprove of this messa... *sniffs* oh, ok fair point.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Should be a jolly good show, one is of down the gentleman's club beforehand for port, cigars and bridge and then after the performance, one shall be partaking in snuff and whores.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      Snuff and whores, eh what? Ought to be careful that doesn't leave you with an old case of the Turkish flu! Seen many a good chap lose his vigor that way!

  4. Avast!

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      I also use that as an anti-virus.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Is it good? I'm looking to get a new one.

  5. WRESTLING TRIVIA QUESTION! Identify all the wrestlers.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Matt Hardy.

      He ate all other wrestlers.

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      John Cena. There are no others.

    4. EddieG
  6. I am pretty awesome, that's true.

  7. Fucking Butters or Cartman or Stewie Griffin are going to win that animated characters poll and you guys are REALLY going to get to see what a pissed-off Sousa looks like.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      I'd say there are better things to get pissed off about.

    3. MalaCloudy Black
    4. EddieG

      EddieG

      The Brian J actually wins here.

  8. Ignore list grows by one. Most of the people on Sousa's ignore list have been banned. Will the trend continue? Sousa hopes so!

  9. Brooklyn Dodgers to win the Football Bowl by six scorepoints!

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    2. DMN in the House

      DMN in the House

      The Los Angeles Sentinels are going to kill the competition, their goalie already has seven skegels and it's only half-quarter intermission!

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I'm going with the Baltimore Bandits to win by 4 wickets. Their Shortstop had 5 field goals last week.

    4. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      I say the Orlando Thingymabobs will go for the football bowl. They had a done of score points last year and got three goals and a tri against the Arizona Alex Riley's

  10. Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me. Tryin' to play like you know me.

  11. And I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

  12. YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME AND CONFESS! WE LOOKIN' FOR YOU! WE GON' FIIIIND YOU! WE GON' FIIIIND YOU!

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    2. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      You don't have to come and confess. We lookin for you! WE GON FIND YOU, WE GON FIND YOU!

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      ... that is what Sousa said, yes.

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      X GON GIVE IT TO YA

  13. Husky Harris: smart, sexy, and powerful.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      That's only on weekends.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      It's a good thing the devil didn't go down to Georgia in heels. He'd probably would have went through Alabama and that would have just ended poorly.

    4. TGWL

      TGWL

      Future Diva's champion? I like this.

  14. Burger King's breakfast ciabatta tastes like vomit. That's not a euphemism. It tastes like bad pizza traveling back up your alimentary tract and into your mouth. It is the most dreadful thing I have ever eaten.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Matt Hardy loves 'em.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I actually doubt it.

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Perhaps I'm wrong.

      He still eats 'em though.

  15. Facebook is so weird. "Your dad, your ex-girlfriend, and Dasher Hatfield changed their profile pictures."

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Does your ex-girlfriend's new pick make her look any hotter?

      Failing that, does your dad's?

    2. Sousa
  16. What's your favorite Ric Flair match? Mine's this one:

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I want some Mighty Putty

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Mine's when he fought a bear.

    4. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      You and that fucking bear. He was a dreadful worker and a complete dickhead backstage. He took a poop in Bob Orton's bag, you know.

  17. Fuck me, Ray Bradbury!

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      You're not his type.

  18. That creepy pale woman sprouting from the Lego pagoda in your avatar confuses and infuriates us!

  19. The first black guy spotted at Glenn Beck's rally is... a picture of Martin Luther King. Um.

    1. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      I saw a black family in the crowd! I've got a feeling they will be getting lots of airtime...

    2. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      "So why is your family here?" "For the chicken."

  20. ...okay, Lj doesn't know where that picture comes from with the kids dancing. Do you?

  21. I fully endorse Skummy's thread and demand more participation.

  22. Hey, Tubs! I just lost my Jenga jam!

  23. Uhahahahah'm the human wedgie!

  24. I'm a sooooooooong from the sixties!

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Just another... American dreamer...

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Sure beats breaking up with me.

  25. That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Stave it off, one two three and now you can count to THREEEEEEEE.

    2. Josh

      Josh

      HE'S BEHIND THE FREAKIN' BOX!

    3. Daniel Bryan

      Daniel Bryan

      He's not even behind the box. He's barely obscured by the box.

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