Sousa
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The 10-10-10 surprise was that it turned out TNA was all a dream.
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SPOILERS YOU FUCK
Also, you better not reveal who shot JR (Jim Ross, that is)
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What a crappy nightmare.
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what a horrible night for a curse..
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This Prince of Persia movie is fucking woeful. When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?
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Anagram for Michael Tarver: "Cleaver, Harm It."
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Lava Arm Thrice
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And a better one: Viral Mace Heart
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Marcher At Evil
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This name was a bad idea. I'm just going to be Sousa from now on I think.
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DAMMIT HOGA- . . . er . . . SOUSA! I'LL GET YOU YET!
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The best part of that angle? The lie detector.
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There's always a 2nd secret camera on Sousa. Always.
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"alex34? Who is that? My name is Guy Incognito!"
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Can't everyone do that, though?
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Yes, but I can disappear idiots into the ether.
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"And your name?" "Rock Strongo" "Your REAL name?" "Lance Uppercut" "Okay, sign here Mr. Uppercut."
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BIH Norman Wisdom. More like Norman FOOLISHNESS if you ask me!
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Norman Wisdom was a fool!
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...Hbob?
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How do you know he is a fine man? You don't even know him, you said so yourself.
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People on my ignore list get banned usually. You don't want to end up on my ignore list.
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He called him Rich, that's amusing.
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Yeah, it's funny because Ellis is from Yorkshire and no one's rich there.
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It's true, we have to eat bread and drippings for tea every night.
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I think we should start an EWB's Hottest Men thread where only, like... Srar, DoubleX, Kats, and Benji will vote.
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We need more gays.
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Fucking shirtlifters!
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GA lies, you don't need a shirt up to fuck a man's ass.
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My wife just referred to your sig as Action John Wilkes Booth.
When I explained that it was Plastic Man, she concluded that her explanation was better.
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I'm starting to think Veggie Tales is going to secretly indoctrinate my children to some religion or another.
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Seriously, I would expect irony detection to be chief among the virtues of many of our board's regulars, but Zero? Josh? What?
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As my friend pointed out, they're really the pirates who don't fuck around when it comes to Jesus.
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I haven't slept in some time.
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Can somebody please come up with a new topic for the WWE News before fucking Cool One or somebody compares wrestling fans who won't wear wrestling shirts to Anne Frank or some other shit?
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I dunno, I hear a lot of your other posts offend people too.
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I don't even mind anymore. If people on the internet think I'm homophobic, then go for it. I'll continue about my business.
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The Cool One: taking none of your shit.
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The much-vaunted Sousa Ignore List grows by one! Snoop and mickeyblueeyes were the last ones on it, and they're banned now! The countdown has begun!
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Invader Z asked how many people are on the list Sousa, 63? Just in case the ignore users works in here too!!
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Invader Z isn't on my ignore list because Invader Z is a stand-up fellow.
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I imagine you have a big stone tablet that you etch the name of everyone ignored into.
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The word "r-tard" is not clever and you're not politically correct for using it. Stop it.
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It's spelled retard. With an E. As in "easy to spell". Retard.
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Uh, C-Mil, I may have accidentally began a rumor that you're climbin in people's windows & snatchin up da people? Yea, my bad.
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Don't worry about it.
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Torches are the new legend vs. icon. Speaking of torches, I still carry one. For Tinkerbell. Hubba-hubba.
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A fucking hot girl fairy with curves that don't quit.
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They quit about three inches below where they start.
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Well Sousa, Tinkerbell was also a whore, so that torch might be infected with STI's.
