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  1. Sousa

    Happy Fuck You Motherland Day!

    1. HailtotheYo

      HailtotheYo

      Come now, we all know it's "Fuck You Native Americans Day" <_<

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Fuck You Eddie Ruckus Day

  2. Sousa

    Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by my Ignore List?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      OOh! OOh! OOh! I know! I know! But we'll surprise said toad with it :D

  3. Sousa

    NXT Mafia sign-ups are now open. Titus O'Neil may or may not DO THE DOG BARK if you join.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Your role is Michael Cole. During each night phase, you must PM me the name of one competitor that you feel is a nerd. You win the game when you get to bang your gong.

  4. Sousa

    Pele is king of the soccer field.

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    2. Dan

      Dan

      Football pitch*

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      I NEED CLOSURE ON THAT ANECDOTE!

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      CENTER HOLDS IT!

      HOLDS IT!

      HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDS IT!

  5. Sousa

    I'd put YOU in the third tier.

    Oh yes.

    That's right.

  6. Sousa

    Oh come on, The Princess and the Frog had a GREAT villain song.

  7. Sousa

    Trailers for sale or rent! Rooms to let, fifty cents!

    1. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      Can I get one for like five minutes?

  8. Sousa

    How many releases does it need to be before we upgrade it to an O-Rama?

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Does Jillian Hall fall into that category?

      Because Jillian Hall just got fired.

    3. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      Regal or Finlay, maybe?

    4. zero

      zero

      I think Chavo would fall into that category, he's gotta be the longest employed lower card guy on the roster.

  9. Sousa

    There's only one way to settle the Ohio State/Michigan rivalry once and for all: HELL IN A CELL.

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    2. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      Then Ohio University cashes in MITB.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      But the Hell in a Cell PPV was two months ago!

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Woody Hayes, Bo Schembechler, Knute Rockne, Bear Bryant, John McKay and Pop Warner in a dead college football coaching legend's elimination chamber match, with guest referee Paul Brown.

  10. Sousa

    It also contains a comma splice.

  11. Sousa

    Your signature suggests that you support good grammar, but your signature also omits an apostrophe from a contraction and separates a preposition and its object with a colon. You strike me as wishy-washy about this whole grammar thing.

  12. Sousa

    I propose that if your first post is "Hi guys, I'm new here, a friend of mine recommended this board to me," you are a double account 100% of the time.

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    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      You mean Ruki ate Kou, right?

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      I was referred by a friend....but I don't think I made that post...

    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      I did. It was about Sousa. Ban us both.

  13. Sousa

    GET THE HELL OUTTA MUH RV!

  14. Sousa

    Do people still hate DJ Ice?

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    2. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Apparently 14 people don't :D

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      15. I don't get to vote.

    4. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      Better than I did, I got curb stomped so hard it left dents in the ground.

  15. Sousa

    ...you didn't put that thing in your signature, did you.

    Kaney did, didn't he.

  16. Sousa

    Meanie. :(

  17. Sousa

    I need a newbie to counter the Ollie/C-J tandem! Who's with me?

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It's for the best.

      Humperdink was awwwwwful.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      It turns out my protege was... Leaping Lanny Poffo.

      OH MY GOD LANNY POFFO IS NOT A ROOKIE HOW CAN THAT BE

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      Am I a Rookie? I've been here less than a year ¬¬

  18. Sousa

    I hate E nglish.

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    2. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      I like that Lexy's personal picture is that silly eye. Really drives home the point.

    3. LexChaney

      LexChaney

      What point? the point you want a bleeding eye too?

    4. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Didn't we learn anything from Jacob about being an internet gangster?

  19. Sousa

    THE GENTLEMAN WILL SIT! INSTEAD OF STANDING UP! THE GENTLEMAN WILL SIT! THE GENTLEMAN IS CORRECT IN SITTING! THE GENTLEMAN WILL OBSERVE REGULAR ORDER AND SIT DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Until November?

    3. badotori

      badotori

      DANCE BREAK!

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      okay for real the fucking charlie rangel part has taken up permanent residence in my head.

  20. Sousa

    oh fuck guys, DON'T SPOIL THE ELECTION RESULTS. Be will be PISSED.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Spoiler: Rich corporate puppet wins against rich corporate puppet.

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Which election is this? <_<

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      The taiwanese council elections

  21. Sousa

    I just farted in the teachers' lounge. <_<

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    2. Boulder

      Boulder

      Why does everybody else get to live out my childhood fantasies?

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Anarchist.

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Is farting in the teacher's lounge worse than smoking in the boy's room?

  22. Sousa

    It's awfully nice of the supervillains in The Incredibles to wait for superheroes to return to vogue before coming out of the woodwork and wrecking shit. BEHOOOOLD, THE UNDERMINERRRRRRRRR!

  23. Sousa

    I changed my profile picture because I can't remember why it was washing machines in a bow tie and a hat.

  24. Sousa

    YOUR BROTHER DID SOMITH IN RONG

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      i fucking luv ultramans.

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      my ultramans. let me show you them.

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      I'm laughing more than I should at this.

  25. Sousa

    Colin Powell is so goddamn lucid. How has this guy never been President?

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Gotta keep the brotha's down.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      A black president? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      "Too smart" is probably right.

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