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  1. Sousa

    I have reason to doubt that you actually created WCW, given youra ge.

  2. Sousa

    THE WHOLE EFFING SHOW

  3. Sousa

    Riddle me this, riddle me that, Grizzly Redwood.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT ROCK THE CASBAH ROCK THE CASBAH

  4. Sousa

    He took it down off of here, so in case you guys were wondering, Noodles got expelled for being a flibbertigibbet in a non-flibbertigibbet zone. Also, he was stealing lab supplies and having sex with them.

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    2. Pesci

      Pesci

      Noodles is awesome. He had me at "you're a bellend."

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      At least I'm not the one who fucks Bunsen burners.

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      No. American Pie is a bad film and you should feel bad.

  5. Sousa

    Every time I look in your eyes, I see St. Peter wave...

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      DIG MY GRAVE!

  6. Sousa

    Your obsession with Apollo 18 mirrors my own. Well done.

  7. Sousa

    I'm a bit concerned that I'm not going to be as good at Tetris once I finally get over my constipation.

  8. Sousa

    I have no idea what motivates my constant needling, to be honest.

  9. Sousa

    ALL THE WOMEN IN THE KITCHEN, THROW YO HANDS UP AT ME

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Clearly they're too busy washing dishes.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      This thread is for cool people only.

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      I'd prefer it if they threw me a sandwich.

  10. Sousa

    Jeff and I decided to test the theory of relativity to see if it's really true.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      And are you related??

      What? ¬¬

  11. Sousa

    Ha! Like that's going to happen.

    You should be happy, though, because I like getting messages that say "King Sheamus left a comment on your profile." With courtly Sheamus standing there off to the side. I was all, "Yes, my liege?"

  12. Sousa

    Bring back Double Down! http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/

  13. Sousa

    I made your reputation exactly 1,000.

    P.S. YOU'RE WELCOME.

  14. Sousa

    You're not Ringy at all! Look, this hat comes right off!

  15. Sousa

    Get on AIM then so we can work it out.

  16. Sousa

    Are you going to clean out your inbox, or do I have to donate for you for Christmas?

    I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT THREADS TO MAKE FUN OF IN PRIVATE WITH YOU.

  17. Sousa

    Born in Arizona; moved to Babylonia. King Tut!

  18. Sousa

    I've always wanted to be a pedantic little nasal-voiced British kid instead of a pedantic enormous monstrous-voiced American kid. :(

  19. Sousa

    Yes I am the Noid. But am I enough of the Noid?

    1. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      How might I avoid you?

  20. Sousa

    The best thing to do is not respond to status update trolls.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      This is a good thing, but not the best thing. The best thing would surely involve chocolate. Or mexican food. Or sex. Or chocolate mexican food sex.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Like wrapping your dick in a tortilla shell and drizzling it with Hershey's.

      I think you're right. I think you're right.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      Who is who?

  21. Sousa

    "The Angry Miz Girl" is an inferior Facebook page to "The Miz Girl"!

  22. Sousa

    Rip Leslie Nielsen. Seriously, tear him in half!

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      Sadly, it took me a while to get it.

  23. Sousa

    I'm sick of Hardys/TNA jokes. These are the wrestlers we will now make fun of: Matt Morgan, Dolph Ziggler, Kaval, El Generico, and any member of the Rhodes and/or Rotunda family.

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      What did Dolph Ziggler say to the cougar?

      Hi. I'm Dolph Ziggler.

    3. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      Can we add Roderick Strong to the list?

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      I like Matt Morgan. :(

      However I do dislike Matty Matty Chicken Patty. That guy is lame.

  24. Sousa

    Haku's not on your mark-out list? Shameful. SHAMEFUL.

  25. Sousa

    I propose a new word filter for The Ring: replace "overness" with "penile girth."

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      'Triple H gained penile girth from this segment'

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      IT WORKED! :D

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Bushwacker Luke is losing penile growth because you're pushing him too much.

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