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  1. Toy Story 3 should've won Best Picture just based on the first scene alone. "Well I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!"

  2. My wife can do the entire "steamed hams" bit from The Simpsons from memory. It's sexy as hell.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

    2. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights!

    3. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled

  3. Fuck you and your illegitimate black baby that you may or may not have, you liberal elitist!

  4. I would like to congratulate Kirkland for surviving the ignore list. You're off. You're safe. You're free.

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Maybe you should keep him on, just in case...

      :D

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      It's a second or third. I have determined that you're good people with bad taste in music.

    4. =BK=

      =BK=

      I don't even remember talking about my taste in music on EWB all that much,lol

  5. After that last post, I want this on my tombstone. "You still have the right to be a troglodyte, but isn't it a little fucked up that you're furious about the possibility of losing that right?"

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    2. fr34k

      fr34k

      My tombstone is set. "Place your advertisement here!"

    3. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      I want pepperoni and sausage on my Tombstone.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I was playing an old ROM of The Oregon Trail a few years back and was pleased to see I wasn't the only one in elementary school who had that idea when he lost.

  6. And if you spend your whole life rollin' horses into Troy, no, you will not go to Heaven; you'll go to Champaign, Illinois.

  7. His ASSAULT on the ARM of KOFI KINGSTON!

  8. LEXAN GLASS.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      LEXAN PODS (THE TOUGHEST GLASS ON EARTH) will have their WrestleMania moment.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      LEXAN PODS

      HOUSE POD PEOPLE? THE TOUGHEST OF ALL THE POD PEOPLE!

    4. badotori

      badotori

      LEX-AN-PODS!

      THE WHOLE F'N GLASS!

  9. *twirls mustache*

  10. That's Josh-oo-wuh. =P We basically did it to screw with people. I think the point has been made.

  11. You know me well enough to predict that I'm not going to leave EWB when I say I will!

  12. Lucky Cannon? More like... Gay... Mc...Fagstein! ooooooooooooooooh.

  13. I think Kaney's periodically changing the last post in the Mason Ryan thread. If this is indeed the case, Kaney is my favorite.

  14. one down one down one down one down three down down go ta-two downdown one down

  15. TALK MORE ABOUT ME

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You say your name is Wade Barret and that the winds of change are blowing? I say your name is Wade Barrett and you're a bastard.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      One would like to question the marital status of your parentage upon the time of your birth.

  16. You think your Hobodore 64 is really neato; what kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

  17. Also you need to post the rest of the roles in Inquisition Mafia, as I didn't realize they weren't all there.

  18. You need to fix the spoiler tags in Inquisition Mafia. That game was awesome.

  19. Is there anyone left for whom the last twenty minutes of Raw haven't been spoiled? Because if not, ZOMG GUYZ

  20. I liked the part on Raw where the buildings collapsed.

    1. ROC

      ROC

      AN A-BOMB CAUSED BY A-RY.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Was Vince McMahon under them?

  21. Eminem decided to take his own advice and just lose it.

  22. Eminem sings for the moment.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      THE MOMENT THAT HE LOST THE GRAMMY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      I guess you could say he just lost it.

  23. The final screenshots of U GON DIE have been captured. Like Edward Bloom in Big Fish, I have gazed into the witch's glass eye. I have seen how I GON DIE.

  24. They took out the Hitler building!

    1. Josh

      Josh

      What next, the Mussolini mall?!

    2. GoGo Yubari
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